This Honeymoon Isn't Over
Dearest Consumer of Juicy Entertainment Industry News and Gossip,
We're sad to tell you that 'City of Industry' is going dark for a week. It isn't that we don't love you; it's that we love the wife more.
You see, we got married recently, and have forestalled taking a honeymoon for far too long. As such, 'City of Industry' will be decidedly less industrious, at least until July 13th, when we promise to return with fresh scoops and insights into this sordid business of show.
Until then, sayonara,
CBA
Claude Brodesser-Akner
Industry Columnist, TMZ.com