Paris' Bad Day

8/9/2006 1:11 PM PDT

Paris' Bad Day

It's bad enough losing your car keys, but it's worse when you lose them while parked in the red zone. Add in a very professional traffic cop and some paparazzi, and you've got the makings of a very bad day for Paris Hilton.

"She's not above the law," says the refreshingly fair traffic officer. "No one's above the law."

Sister Nicky's plea "Can I put time in her meter for her?" misses the point -- Paris parked in the red, and all the quarters and dimes in the world won't get you out of that one.

Eventually a friend comes to pick the sisters up, but not before that little envelope is tucked neatly behind her windshield wiper. Nice work, officer!