Christmas came early Friday for "90210" fans, as a clamoring hoarde showed up for a chance to rummage through Tori's castoffs at her highly publicized garage sale. Lucky shopper James St. James picked up a very telling embroidered pillow with the words "If it's not one thing it's your mother." No word on who got the wire hangers.
Other worthless, er, we mean priceless items included a Furby with golden eyelashes and a rubber ducky. For those of you who couldn't make it to the sale, fear not, this junk will surely end up on eBay.