Nothing will put your Human Resources Department on alert faster than this steamy USB device, except, perhaps, deep-frying fish sticks in your cubicle. The USB Pole Dancer was banned from all Marks & Spencer shops in the UK, because it was deemed offensive. Touchy, touchy.
You can't keep a good gyrating computer accessory down. BoysStuff.co.uk is taking pre-orders for this saucy USB device. The USB Pole Dancer features a silver pole, multicolored lights and disco music.
If you're itching to attend compulsory sensitivity training, or you just want to brighten up the frat house, this gadget is sure to get you and your desk noticed, although at work, you might be given notice.