Pap Gets Popped -- by Total Nobody

You know the paparazzi have it tough these days when they're getting headbutted by people who aren't even famous. It's one thing when Cameron Diaz or Avril Lavigne goes after you. But this guy?

One of Hollywood's regular lensman incurred the wrath of a civilian last night, and paid a price. The smallish blonde man, looking like a completely ordinary blend of Eminem, Justin Timberlake, and Anthony Michael Hall, gave the pap a shot to the head when he objected to the glare of their flashbulbs -- even though they didn't give a whit who he was.