Britney's supposed to be cleaning up her act, but -- surprise, surprise -- she's not.
As a disheveled Brit left L.A.'s hip Italian eatery Dolce, she was overheard mumbling, "I love myself, I love myself," reports the New York Post. When a gawker told her she looked "beautiful," the party girl screeched, "I love you for saying that!"
She then celebrated the pat on the back by partying the night away at hotspot Le Deux.
Rosie to Sherri Shepherd: You're My Girl
Apparently raucous Rosie is looking for a sidekick on "The View." The show is hoping to spice things up even more with the addition of on-again, off-again guest host Sherri Shepherd, reports Entertainment Weekly. This past week, Sherri held her own against mouthy Rosie by telling tales of attacking her husband after finding him in bed with another woman, and spending eight days in jail for unpaid parking tickets. If Sherri becomes a permanent fixture, it's likely Elizabeth Hasselbeck will never get the chance to open her mouth again.
Marilyn Manson on the Lam -- from Wife
Marilyn Manson's wife wants to serve the shock-rocker with divorce papers – but she can't find him! After a year of marriage, stripper Dita Von Teese has had enough of the pasty-faced singer's "demons," according to Page 6. It seems Manson has been avoiding his red-headed beauty since right before Christmas, which is when she filed for divorce, but Dita is sick of playing hide and seek and plans to corner her hubby asap.
Party Favors: Geraldo Gets Booted Back to Fox News ... Woman Sues Oprah Winfrey ... Celine Dion Ready to Leave Las Vegas
Geraldo Rivera's syndicated newsmagazine, "Geraldo at Large," has been canceled. He will resume his weekend show, "At Large with Geraldo Rivera" on the Fox News channel, and will also be a regular contributor to "The O'Reilly Factor" ... A woman is suing Oprah Winfrey's studio, claiming she was injured as people rushed to get a seat before a taping of the show. Tanya Milner alleges she was pushed down some stairs, and is seeking more than $50,000 in damages ... After five years, Celine Dion's Vegas show at Caesars Palace will close on Dec. 15. Before it ends, though, it will be filmed for a TV special and DVD.