Maybe Britney should invest in some slacks. Just a thought.
Posh and Perez had lunch together. Wait, if he's out to lunch -- who's drawing on pictures of Lindsay?
Howard Stern regular Melrose Larry protested Paris' return to the pokey. While screaming "Freedom for Paris Hilton," he was holding a sign that read "No justice, No Porsche!" What does that even mean?
Rev. Al Sharpton had a press conference about the unfairness of how reassignment and early releases have been meted out. Later he had press conference about the "Sopranos" finale. He's got a lot to say.