Dude Hits Like an Old Lady
Aerosmith lead swinger Steven Tyler went after a paparazzo yesterday in Paris, but the snapper isn't exactly quaking in his chaussures, if you know what we mean.
Tyler was strolling the boulevards with a lady friend while en vacances, those shaggy locks tucked under a leopard-print number out of the Diane Keaton collection circa "Manhattan Murder Mystery."
Then, the attack -- Tyler went all granny on this photog's derriere, though witnesses say it was all just one big rise.