Angelyne: Aged Like Fine Cheese
Or... perhaps maybe she's just aged.
The Hollywood wannabeen icon, born sometime last century, was spotted in Malibu yesterday -- covering her Jurassic face with her brittle blonde weave. THANK GOD!
In case you have no clue who she is (99.9% of you), she ran for Governor of California, cruises around L.A. in a pink corvette with personalized license plates saying "Anglyne," and purchases her own billboards for advertising. Girl's gotta get the word out!
Little does she know the photogs were most likely not there for her. Nobu, where real stars go, is right down the street.