Supermodel Cindy Crawford went to the Malibu Carnival yesterday -- and while leaving, one of the toy-happy tots she had in tow attempted to smack her in the face with a giant balloon hammer! Watch that mole!
The Ivy hosted puffy funnyman Jimmy Kimmel and "Monty Python" comic genius John Cleese, who joked about the "wretched" food and also said, "I don't know why I keep coming back." With a doggy bag that big, he might not need to!
All this and more in today's "Getting Hammered on Labor Day" edition of Star Catcher!