Former "Best Damn Sports Show Period" host Tom Arnold went for a bite at Mr Chow last night, and was frighteningly open about how often he has sex -- TMI for TMZ
Roseanne's ex yapped about how he doesn't do it anymore cuz he's married, but was optimistic about his chances inside the swanky restaurant. "I'm hoping to have sex in here," he mused. Happy endings for all! Except us.