Night of the Living Gummi
No casualties were reported outside Hollywood hotspot Opera last night, as the plus-sized zombie known as Gummi Bear lethargically waited (and waited and waited) to get into an Us Weekly event. The funk of 40,000 years!
With his mouth open and wearing sunglasses, the undead blonde bombed-shell stood around as the rest of Los Angeles made their way inside. John Doe plus everyone except Gummi!
The totally wacked-out Gumster eventually got in to the party -- albeit with the help of a seeing eye friend. Nurse!