This week in the Thirty Mile Zone, Lindsay Lohan appeared in Utah looking hotter than ever, Kelly Osbourne escaped from Gotham City, and NASA released images of Posh's forehead.
Nicole Richie showed that a little weight can do a lotta good, Britney bared her babymaker -- again, and narcissistic nincompoops Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt invested in more self-promotion. Why?
There's plenty more inside -- click on in to check it out the week that was!
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