Richard Simmons Needs YOU!
Crazed exercise Deal-a-Mealer Richard Simmons is planning on hitting the pavement this Halloween, and he wants his public to decide his costume. (No, this isn't what he wore last year.) To enter, one has to register on his official website -- with the winner getting a month of free access to his "Club House." Sweatin' to the Oldies!
Most people dream about undressing celebrities, but in this case, it seems highly appropriate that the contest is to clothe Richard Simmons. Thanks to our friends at the Post Chronicle for this little slice of Internet heaven.