Christian Slater Smooth Operator

11/27/2007 3:49 PM PST

Christian Slater: Smooth Operator

Being a sometime actor, Christian Slater has to remember his lines -- but it's the ones on his face that are missing!

The 38-year-old "Alone in the Dark" star turned up at a London awards show on Monday, looking like a Rambotoxed caricature of himself!

If he keeps it up, Christian's next starring role will be at Madame Tussauds!