Nic to Kathleen -- I Could Peggy Sue You!

In her upcoming book, Turner claims that Nicolas Cage was busted twice for DUI and once for stealing a dog. She wrote, "He'd come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket."

Nic issued the following statement: "I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog. I am reaching out to my fans -- many of whom are children -- so they know that I do not condone drunk driving or theft. The reason why you've never seen a mug shot of me is because it does not exist."