Michael Lohan to Dina: I'm Trading Up
No wonder these kids are so screwed up: Just a day before Dina Lohan sold out her children for public consumption, Michael Lohan was squiring a pretty young thing he introduced to us as "Lindsay's future stepmom" to Kim K's classy Hamptons party at White House.
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We tried getting confirmation from Mike that he and the lucky lady are in fact engaged, but haven't heard back.
God bless their children.