Naomi Campbell has just been charged with beating the crap out of two coppers during that "luggage rage" incident at Heathrow back in April.
The superthrottler will face five charges -- three counts of assaulting a constable, one count of disorderly conduct and one count of using threatening words -- stemming from the incident. The assault charges could mean up to six months in the slammer.
Her UK lawyer says she's "bitterly disappointed" at being charged -- quick, hide the Blackberries -- but respects the court's decision. She'll be back on June 20 to appear in west London magistrates' court.