Britney's Driving Not As Criminal As It Seems
Britney Spears will not be charged over an incident last year in which she allegedly ran over the foot of a paparazzo.
According to the LAPD, Brit was not at fault and the evidence doesn't prove that Brit left the scene of an accident -- since it's impossible to tell whether or not Brit was even aware she ran over the photog's foot.
Of course, it's usually impossible to tell what Britney is aware of.