Screw the Olympics -- the best way for the world to "come together," according to David Hasselhoff, is David Hasselhoff.

Hoff's sick ride only has three flaws -- a trio of tacky stickers promoting his own website, which he so lovingly dubbed HoffSpace. He describes the site as a place where "people from across the world might come together and get a conversation started over me." Self-involved beyond words, albeit lovingly.