Jose Admits Trying to Boost His Stones
Jose Canseco admitted what we've all known all along -- he's got no sack.
Canseco pleaded guilty to trying to bring a fertility drug across the border from Tijuana, and was sentenced to 12 months' unsupervised probation by a judge. Jose told the court he was trying to reverse the nut-shrinking effects of his steroid use.
JC was busted at the border last month with HCG, an illegal hormone compound.