Oh Say Can You See the Hoff?
The man who claims responsibility for the fall of the Berlin Wall could be the catalyst for the crumbling of ESPN.
Who cares who played in last night's televised Las Vegas Bowl. David Hasselhoff sang the National Anthem, but it wasn't broadcast due to some sort of game delay.
By the way, the score was 31-21. It really doesn't matter who won -- we're just really upset about the whole Hoff thing.