Peddlers Invade Washington DC

With parking guaranteed to be hell at the upcoming Obamarama, some brave valets are coming to the rescue in DC -- not for your car, for your BIKE!

The Washington Area Bicyclist Association will perform a valet service with fully uniformed valets, equipped with fancy bow ties. The association is prepared to park over 1,000 bikes for all those Beltway Lance Armstrongs out there.

Don't ding the Schwinn, buddy!