Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman announced their separation after 30 years of marriage -- and even though they didn't go the distance ... shouldn't they celebrate making it that long? Let the great marriage debate begin!
Plus, Ben Affleck accidentally knocked the mirror off a parked car -- and now that we've found the car's owner ... Harv thinks he can make this a win-win for Ben and the dude.
Also, Nicole Scherzinger backs up the bus over her ex Pussycat Dolls by taking all the credit for their vocals. Douche move? PCD founder Robin Antin joins us to weigh-in on Nicole's big mouth.
(0:00) Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman shocking separation after 41 years together spawns TWO arguments in the newsroom: 1) Are they too old to get separated? 2) Is their relationship still a failure, despite them being together for so long? (6:00) Ben Affleck sideswipes a car and knocks off its side mirror -- and then leaves a note behind. Harvey has a great plan on how the car's owner can cash in ... and it's not by suing Ben Affleck. (10:00) Rosie O'Donnell wants to buy the "Honey Boo Boo" family a new house -- but Harvey thinks it'll ruin them. (14:00) Breaking awesomeness! The guy whose car was hit by Ben Affleck calls in to talk about the fate of the side mirror!!! (16:00) Lady Gaga hurls on stage -- and Harvey suggests that the baring, plus her recent weight gain might mean she's pregnant ... then gets schooled by a caller for suggesting it. (18:30) Nicole Scherzinger sounds douchey when she announces she sang 95% of the Pussycat Dolls' songs -- so PD mastermind Robin Antin calls get Nicole's back. (25:00) Steven Tyler calls BS on the "American Idol" feud between Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj. (27:10) Jennifer Livingston -- the news anchor who was called fat by a viewer -- is in L.A. to talk about being bullied. (31:10) Heidi Klum takes her new BF to the pumpkin patch ... the premiere place to get photographed in L.A. in October. Is she purposely rubbing her new relationship in Seal's face? (33:00) Chris Brown's ex-girlfriend hits up a club in L.A. -- taking full advantage of her post-breakup 15 minutes. (35:00) Prince Harry is named "man of the year" by The Tattler. (40:00) We take your calls!