Lindsay Lohan might have good reason to think twice before kissing Charlie Sheen ... but the sword cuts both ways ... because Charlie's got good reason to think twice before kissing her too.
And, Ashton Kutcher finally files for divorce from Demi Moore -- a year after splitting up -- so what the hell took so long? We might have an idea. Plus, Madonna's cursing outburst at fans for smoking at her concert -- the same woman who glamorized cigarettes for YEARS in her heyday.
And the red-headed bully from "A Christmas Story" calls in -- you'll never guess what he has to say after all these years ...
0:00 - 'Twas the week before Christmas, and here in the 'Z, Ashton Kutcher finally filed for divorce from Demi. 3:30 - Charlie Sheen may have spotted Lindsay Lohan some much needed cash, but she's not willing to kiss the mouth that feeds her. 6:10 - Did LeAnn Rimes cost thirteen-year-old Carly Rose Sonenclar the 'X Factor' title? 10:00 - Katt Williams is back in LA, and as you might've guessed, back in trouble with the police. 14:24 - Can it be? Has Mel Gibson turned a new leaf and gone from grinch to good guy? 18:03 - Indelible 'Christmas Story' bully Zack Ward calls in to explain how he's been bilked out of big bucks. 24:06 - Tisk, tisk... Madonna unleashes a mother's scorn on a Chilean audience for smoking before her concert. 28:02 - Wheel of Fortune isn't exactly in the givin' spirit for one contestant. Sorry, givING. 32:27 - With the not-exactly-the-end of the world nearing, Ted Turner and ex-wife Jane Fonda make amends. 35:59 - Speaking of bitter divorces, Kelsey Grammer and Camille Grammer have finally reached a settlement in theirs. 38:12 - We take your calls and comments!