Lindsay Lohan's calling in sick for her (latest) big day in court -- yet she's plenty healthy for shopping sprees. Will the judge accept her excuse ... or drop the hammer gavel on LiLo?
Plus, "Dazed and Confused" actor Jason London allegedly craps his pants during an insane arrest -- and his mug shot in an instant Hall-of-Shamer.
And, Oprah's interview with Whitney Houston's mom ignites the biggest war in TMZ Live history -- when Charles and Evan pull out the big guns to prove Harvey wrong once-and-for-all!
(0:00) Lindsay Lohan is going to bail on her court appearance tomorrow because she's "sick" -- but photos of her shopping and smoking cigarettes in NYC could be her demise. (6:00) Jason London's crazy, poop-riddled arrest ... and the insane mug shot to match. (10:00) Chris Brown is sporting a cast in the wake the Frank Ocean fight -- which totally contradicts the story floating around that he didn't hit anyone. (18:00) Kris Humphries doesn't have herpes! Yayyyyy. (21:00) Justin Bieber grabs a fan's boob -- just another one of his classic "look at me" moments. (24:00) Oprah interviews Whitney Houston's mom and brother -- and a question about the singer's sexuality ignites the most heated TMZ Live fight of all-time! (32:00) Casey Anthony finally opens up -- because she's ready to take her life back! (34:00) Huge shakeup at CNN -- we know who's going where ... and who's not going anywhere. (36:00) The floor is yours! (41:00) Oh yeah ... the Oprah war isn't over yet!