Lindsay Lohan claims it wasn't her, but all signs point to a late night on the town ... just hours after the judge warned Lilo about partying? Good idea to get it all in before 90 days of rehab -- or proof she still can't make a smart decision?
Plus, Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren has a new man -- and he's got a much bigger you-know-what than Tiger! We're talking yachts, obviously.
Speaking of partying ... Tara Reid dropped by to talk about those pics of her looking hammered lately -- and the classic TMZ video of Kim & Paris turning Tara into nightclub roadkill. Tara says there's much more to the embarrassing clip than we know!
(0:00) Lindsay Lohan goes clubbing a few hours after being put on probation -- but she may have had an ulterior motive. (7:00) Joe Rogan goes off on the transgender MMA fighter -- and nearly all of our viewers agree with him. (10:00) Tara Reid does something awesome -- she joins us in the newsroom to explain the photos we have of her stumbling barefoot out of a club ... and the video we have of her falling over ... and more! (18:00) Tiger Woods' ex-mistresses come out of the woodwork to voice their opinion on his new girlfriend. Plus, the yacht pissing contest between Tiger and his ex's new man. (24:00) A lawyer for one of the Steubenville students convicted of rape has a ridiculous excuse for why they shouldn't be considered sex offenders for the rest of their lives. (32:00) Michael Jackson's family wants to block AEG from asking about the real biological parents of his children. (34:00) Maria Shriver's epic return to "Today." (36:00) The floor is yours! (41:00) Selena Gomez tells David Letterman she made Justin Bieber cry.