Lindsay Lohan desperately needs a Plan 'B' ... 'cause that "lock down rehab" her lawyer told the judge about simply doesn't exist. Should the judge just send her to jail instead -- or can LiLo be trusted to stay put in a regular rehab?
And, Nike's new Tiger Woods ad says "Winning Takes Care of Everything" -- so now that he's #1 in the world again ... will everyone forget about his cheating scandal?
Plus, Jerry Sandusky was framed? That's what the guy who interviewed the convicted pedophile in prison -- is screaming. John Ziegler joined us to defend Sandusky. Yes, we said defend him ... you gotta see it.
(0:00) Lindsay Lohan's plea deal is a mess -- because there's no such thing as "lockdown rehab." How did Heller slide that by everyone? (7:00) Tiger Woods' new Nike ad is on the money -- "Winning Takes Care of Everything" ... including cheating scandals. (10:00) John Ziegler -- the guy who interviewed Jerry Sandusky in prison -- joins the show to explain why he's defending Jerry ... and his answers are downright shocking. (18:00) Rick Ross raps about date raping women -- too far ... or just exercising his First Amendment right? (21:00) Hayden Panettiere confirms the world's worst secret -- she's back with her ex Wladimir Klitschko. (23:00) Too Short actually skates on the drug charge stemming from his epic run from cops. (26:00) There's a diva on the set of "Dancing with the Stars" -- and we know who it is. (29:00) Bill Gates is offering $1 million to anyone who can make a better condom. (31:00) Dennis Quaid and Kimberly are getting back together -- but their divorce is too far along to stop. (33:00) Britney Spears and her new man debut a little PDA. (36:00) The floor is yours! (41:00) Ford commercials in India show Paris Hilton kidnapping the Kardashian to show how roomy the back of the car is.