Simon Cowell could have a baby on the way -- but the big question is: did he break the bro-code by knocking up his friend's ex-wife? Of course he did! Now, we just have to convince Harvey.
Plus, U.S. figure skater Johnny Weir joined us to talk about the next Olympic games being held in Russia ... where you can be arrested for being gay or just supporting gay rights. Is a boycott the right response? Johnny's answer might surprise you.
Also, Harv and Charles are the dumbest, meanest and worst everything ... if you believe the hate mail they had to read! You gotta hear the most soul-crushing (aka best) comments of the week.
(0:00) Simon Cowell impregnates his buddies ex-wife -- did he break the bro-code ... or is anyone fair game at any time? (6:00) George Zimmerman pulled over by cops and admits he has a gun ... and we have the dashcam video of the incident. (10:00) Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab! (15:00) "Masterchef" finalist Josh Marks' crazy arrest. (18:00) Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir calls in address a serious situation -- that Russia seriously mistreats gays. (24:00) Oprah Winfrey's stand against the n-word -- does she really cut ties with anyone who says it? Jay-Z, anyone? (29:00) Adrienne Bailon admits she made up a fake boyfriend in order to break up with Rob Kardashian -- and she's encouraging others to do the same. (32:00) Jodie Sweetin joins us to explain that she's not IN rehab ... she's just working for one. (36:00) The floor is yours! (41:00) It's time to read ... your HATEMAIL.