Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
If not ... and you wanna keep 'em from saggin' down to your ankles ... take a listen to Floyd Mayweather -- who says he has the secret to keep your twins high and tight for life!
Floyd revealed his secret on Showtime's "All Access -- Mayweather vs. Maidana" ... telling a few female friends why it's imperative men wear tights when they go to sleep.
Because as Floyd says ... no one wants to look like your cojones are hangin' on a "bungee cord."
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