Idiot Totals $845k Porsche ... In Parking Lot!!!

When this idiot decided to show off the horsepower of his 2015 Porsche 918 Spyder, he should have made sure he was out of the parking lot first.

In a moment of pure jerk-a-tude, this speed demon wrecked his $845k ride while trying to weave around cars and pedestrians at breakneck speed … just to leave the parking lot of France’s Epi Plage Hotel this past Sunday.