What the hell, mon?!?!!?!
Jamaica came thiiiiis close to declaring war on China this morning ... when a cameraman on a segway CRASHED INTO USAIN BOLT at the Track and Field World Championships in Beijing!!!!
It appeared to be an accident ... the photog was rollin' next to Bolt as he took a victory lap right after he took 1st place in the 200 meter race.
Don't worry, Bolt popped back up and appeared to be okay ... but for the love of Jah, KEEP THE SEGWAYS AWAY FROM BOLT!!!!!!