Salma Hayek -- ER Docs and My Boobs Go Hand In Hand

Salma Hayek got a helping hand from a couple of ER docs after getting rushed to the hospital in the coolest, most totally inappropriate shirt.

She's gonna be fine -- sounds like she bumped her head during a shoot -- but it might be a while before the doctors recover from seeing her in a t-shirt that makes it look like someone's got a handbra on her ample jugs.

Salma thought it was funny though ... she posted the pic. Breast ER visit.