Quarantine Cocktails Fix Yourself a Drink the Right Way ... Learn to Bartend at Home!!!
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"Pour me a cold one, Charlie" doesn't have to be something you say to yourself in the dark anymore with bars closed -- you can actually do it yourself, and you'll be Charlie!
We're talking bartending and the art of boozy mixology here, folks -- and through the Mixologist & Budding Bartender Bundle, you can master the craft and fix yourself a drink like a pro. The best part ... it'll cost ya just $30 to learn it all from top to bottom.
There's a whole lot of knowledge locked away in a bartender's mind ... and this course will have you thinking like them in just 10 hours.
Now you'll be the one that knows what flavor pairs well with whiskey ... or the fine art of complementing wines with food ... and even which liquor brand would be the best in all your drinks. Basically, you're about to be everyone's new favorite at parties.
And, we're not joking, you'll seriously know it ALL. This training has specific courses dedicated to just about every type of drank imaginable -- brandy, gin, vodka, tequila, sake, even cordials and liqueurs ... it covers every flavor of booze under the sun. And yeah, that even includes a quick rundown on the origins of each liquor. Gotta know your stuff, right?
We know, it's a lot to memorize ... especially breaking down what is even in each booze. But, the buying and flavor guides make choosing the best liquor and mixer second nature, and you'll be shakin' it up in no time. Trust us -- just click here ... and see for yourself.
Hot Lumberjack Bod Just an Axe-Like Swing Away ... Get Fit w/ The Chopper!!!
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Working out indoors is not ideal, we know. But, what if you could swing around a cool weapon-like piece of equipment that'll get you ripped??? Better, right? Yeah, thought so.
So, this little beauty here is called THE CHOPPER: Full-Body Workout -- and it's pretty much why all lumberjacks are so freaking hot ... they're out there hacking away, getting an incredible full-body workout. Now, that concept's on the table for your everyday home life.
It's only one axe (thingamajig) ... but it combines cardio and strength training in one session, so you get a fully-functional workout in with constant chopping motions. As you can imagine, swinging this thing around with the exercises included will get ya fit AF.
You might be starting from square one ... and that's no problem at all. The axe itself only weighs four pounds but depending on how your grip it ... you can increase the starting weight up to 16 pounds. Pretty badass, right???
If you're feeling good and want to push your limits, you can download the accompanying app to follow along with the suggested workouts ... and in under 20 minutes a day, you get maximum results. Again, this little bugger is meant to train your ENTIRE bod.
THE CHOPPER is endorsed by some of the biggest athletes from Udonis Haslem (Miami Heat) to Cari Roccaro (National Women's Soccer League) ... so, it's obviously worth your time and investment, especially in this day and age where the gym is closed.
And, BTW, right now it's available through us for just $120. SOLD!!!
Quarantine Betterment Learn a New Language or Two ... Or Pick Up a (Micro)Book!!!
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You've heard about killing two birds with one stone, right? Well, how about three -- and right from the comfort of your own home too? We got that secret weapon right here.
There's a lot of downtime to go around these days during quarantine, so we figured we'd give you something to do (and learn) while you're cooped up. It's called the Social Distancing Lifetime Subscription Bundle, and it's a 3-for-1 catch-all well of knowledge.
First off ... we've got lifetime Rosetta Stone access for ya to help make up for that international vacation you had to cancel. With 24 languages to choose from, you can chat it up all over the world to prep for that 2021 trip. There's a reason you've heard about Rosetta Stone before -- they're sorta the best at what they do when it comes to this type of thing.
Second ... we've made bedtime reading a whole lot easier. Switch the nights out for this online library of micro books that take you less than 15 minutes to read! Seriously, all you need are 12 minutes to finish a single book. Plus, every month, you'll get 30 new titles so you can keep learning new things well into the future. They're also open to new suggestions.
And finally, the third piece that brings it all together is the VPN security ... basically the one program that's guaranteed to protect your identity online. The Social Distancing Lifetime Subscription Bundle gives you access to secure networks, which allows you to access the internet without having to worry about being monitored, infiltrated or virtually hijacked.
There's a lot coming your way with this offer ... and through us, it's just $199 to get the essentials for your newly-adjusted life.
COVID Face Masks Basic Won't Cut It ... Time to Get Fancy, Dual Valves!!!
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Tired of your own hot fumes blowing right back into your face with that oh-so-simple surgical Rite Aid mask? Yeah, we figured ... so here's a little breath of fresh air.
It's called the CompressMax Air™ Face Mask + Filter -- a face covering that's perfect for the athletic types, or for those who just want an easier way to breathe during 'rona times. In any case, this mask is the perfect solution -- and the best part ... it's just $20 through us.
It goes well beyond your run of the mill cloth mask ... instead, it's heavy-hitting (or protecting, rather) with its removable PM2.5 activated carbon filters that offer 5 layers of protection against harmful airborne particles. If that sounds a bit too suffocating, fret not -- the dual inhalation valves it comes with ensure you'll never get an out-of-breath sensation.
For added comfort, it's also sporting adjustable velcro straps and non-slip ear cords ... meaning your workout can carry on like normal, without a face mask slipping on and off.
Oh, and if you need some extra protection, we got you. The one-time $20 payment gives you access to just one shipment, but you can get as many filters as you need -- the mask and 6 filters runs ya just $30 and 11 costs just $9 more. We got options available.
Smell that? It's a new high-end face mask on its way. Refreshing, indeed.
#HotGirlSummer The Abs You Want ... Are Just a Click Away!!!
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The dog days of summer are upon us -- and as such, we're all looking to tighten up our tummies ... yes, even in quarantine. Lucky for you, we got a silver bullet to do just that.
Getting a six-pack is almost impossible, but with the ABXCore: Ab Machine ... you're almost guaranteed to have a core of steel in no time. The best part? It runs just over $100. Plus, the package we're selling even comes with a Virtual Trainer for Women -- so listen up, ladies!
It's pretty straightforward for how it works fitness miracles. The locking technology isolates specific ab groups, so every move you make is WAY more efficient. The machine also has four different adjustable levels of resistance so you can push yourself when you need it, or take it easy when you're feeling the burn. It also uses actual AI tech to move with you.
Just 7 minutes a day, and you'll look like a human washboard. To make it easier, the companion app syncs to your phone's calendar for progress reports, workout history and reminders, so you never miss an ab day again. It's all built-in for your own success.
Here's a surefire way to get fit for a bargain. What else do you have to do these days???
Clean Up Your Act Lose the Plugs ... Get Yourself a Cordless Vacuum!!!
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If there's one thing you should never settle on, it's a vacuum. Truth is, it's never JUST a vacuum -- it's the key to a thorough clean, and right now ... we got one you can't pass up.
You can either vacuum over the same surface five times trying to pick up a few crumbs ... or you can cop the JASHEN V12S Cordless Stick Vacuum and get all that mess all in one fell swoop. Through us, it's just $90 ... an investment that'll save you a TON down the road.
We get it ... this would be the million and fifth vacuum you tried, but have you ever tried a cordless one? Without all the wires to hold you back ... you can finally get down and dirty in those hard to reach areas around the house. No plugs, no hassle ... just free-roaming range.
The JASHEN V12S can pick up the tiniest particles of food that might've found their way onto your floor or carpet. The three-part filtering system certainly helps with that -- and, best of all ... this thing runs on a lithium battery, which you can recharge with an attached base.
This vacuum is lightweight, convenient to use ... and most importantly, reliable. Heck, it even converts to a handheld duster with a few tweaks and bends!!! Can't really beat that.
It might be the latest household cleaner you've heard about, but it'll probably be the last you buy. Give it a go ... click here.
Talk the Talk Public Speaking Ain't That Hard ... Let's Conquer Your Fears!!!
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Some people are natural-born speakers, and others are NOT. Now, you don't have to be in that latter category anymore, 'cause we're gonna help you get over the hump.
With The Complete Presentation and Public Speaking Course 2020, your apprehension and trouble performing at the podium or in front of a crowd are pretty much history. Not to get you too hyped here, but yeah ... this thing high-key works miracles once completed.
The course is taught by Chris Haroun. If ya don't know, he's the billionaire businessman who's got a resume and bank account that should indicate how far public speaking can take you.
After 16 easy hours with CH ... you'll be able to perfectly identify your audience, find your purpose, and beat that obnoxious writer's block once and for all. On top of that, you'll feel as confident as you can be while doing it. A nervousness tranquilizer, basically.
For the more practical folks, there's deets on how to start your speech, how to structure the content, and how to perfectly end it. It's straight-forward and applicable to your real life.
The course covers literally everything from A to Z ... and the whole thing costs just $13!!!
Trust us ... this one's well worth that type of chump change -- so, hop to it.
Social Media Influencers Unlock the Secrets to Their Success ... We Got the Recipe!!!
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Ever wonder how social media influencers make so much bank off their respective platforms? It ain't luck or coincidence -- it's a science, and we're here to take you to school.
You too can tap into that pot of gold with the Silicon Valley Social Media Marketing Skills Bundle. Sure, you might know Twitter, Facebook, Google, Youtube and Instagram on the surface ... but do you know the guaranteed ways to monetize each platform?
In 30 hours, you'll unlock the secrets every influencer doesn't want to share. They don't want you to know how they use Famebit to connect with advertisers for promo ... or how their team mastered Google AdWords and SEO to get their campaigns to pop up first online.
Through this e-course, you can learn all those valuable tricks of the trade ... and more. And, get this -- it'll only run ya about $30 to do it. Not too shabby, right?
You'll even learn how to host Airbnb events for business, art, entertainment, or whatever you want -- plus, master producing powerful videos and passionate podcasts, and how to become an actual influencer! Seriously, this bundle lives up to the hype — you'll be playing on the same level as some Silicon Valley tech giants with all this digital marketing know-how.
So, let's do it ... roll up your sleeves and get to work, kid. Go here and get started.
Trae Young He Backs This Snack ... So You Can Look Like a Snack!!!
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It's summer, and if you're looking to get the bod you wanted this season without starving yourself ... here's something to pop in your mouth that's guilt-free and actually good for you.
It's called lytepop™ Electrolyte Infused Popcorn -- and yeah, it's about as straightforward as it sounds. The only difference with this snack ... NBA star Trae Young backs it all the way.
This tasty treat takes the shame out of quarantine snacking. It's organic, high-fiber and low-calorie ... meaning you can eat this all day and not feel bad for munching on just "one more."
BTW, it definitely can't hurt to have at it with this one -- each piece of kernel is packed with electrolytes that hydrate your body ... that means less fatigue and muscle cramping. It's basically like an edible Gatorade on the go -- only tastier and with a little, well ... more pop.
We know some overly healthy snacks taste pretty bland. But, the reviews for lytepop™ seem to overwhelmingly agree ... it's the perfect fix for salt cravings.
At less than $18, you get 24 snack-sized pouches ... basically, enough to fill your pantry since you'll be tossing all your other snacks aside. Go ahead, live a little. You can afford it now.
Aw, Snap From iPhone Faker ... To Professional Pic Taker!!!
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It's true, we all play the iPhone photog from time to time -- but if you're ready to graduate from basic to badass behind the lens ... we got a little something to take you all the way.
It all starts with the Learn to Become an Expert Photographer Bundle -- a 9-course online tutorial that runs down the craft from top to bottom, and a great start toward your journey.
In just 45 hours, you'll learn the skills to shoot, well, pretty much anything you want. Seriously, this course bundle breaks down how to make money in the industry -- as a wedding photographer (BIG TIME cash in that biz), flawless foodie shots for Instagram (hey, it's a thing), nighttime pics for a collage, landscape shots for a publication and more.
It goes without saying ... mastering photography can take you a long way.
On top of the framing the perfect still image, editing your photos with Lightroom will become second-nature to you with multiple courses on how to edit like the pros. Basically, your business card will have some major skills to show off -- and this package teaches the know-how.
Of course, photography school ain't cheap ... once upon a time, all this knowledge was worth $818. We got some super savings though ... just $29 to become the best of the BEST.
A Movie Star Smile Brighten Up Those Pearly Whites ... Get Yourself a Pen for It!!!
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Maybe it's the wine catching up to you, or the coffee runs, or even the cigs -- in any case, your teeth could probably use a little sprucing up right about now ... and if so, we gotchu.
If you wanna put a shimmer back in your smile, the SweetWhite Professional Teeth Whitening Pen: 2-Pack can take care of that. It accomplishes what a professional cleaning does for a fraction of the price -- and we're not exaggerating ... this thing runs ya just $13!!!
These mighty pens are made up of safe whitening ingredients to easily break down stains on the surface of your teeth -- stuff you might find in any store-bought teeth whitening strips. They're vegan-friendly too for all of our animal lovers out there, AND it's dentist-approved. So yes, tooth sensitivity is taken into account on this one ... AKA, it ain't gonna hurt.
The pack comes with two 2mL whitening instruments, which gives you 30+ treatments. And within that period, you'll see a whiter smile in as little as 7 days. They're compact and portable, BTW, so easy to bring in your purse or overnight bag for any situation.
Don't believe us? Peep all the good reviews here ... it's a damn near 5-star product for a reason. It's time to shine, pal -- bust out your wallet and shell out. This one's worth it.
Liquor Store Runs A Thing of the Past ... Get a Boozy Delivery On Us!!!
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If you're stuck at home, you're probably boozing a lot more -- don't worry, we are too -- and if liquor store runs are the bane of your existence in quarantine ... welcome to heaven.
We've teamed up with a company called Saucey, and these good people bring the nectar of the gods right to your front door. It's a great alcohol delivery service -- and right now ... we're offering high-value vouchers for a fraction of their retail price.
Looking for $50 worth of booze for way less than that? We got ya covered ... at just $35, no less. Ditto for the $30 bundle and even the $20 package -- through us, you can get those prices at a deal.
Saucey pools all your local liquor stores together so you can choose from a massive assortment of all your fave whiskey, beer, vodka, tequila, wine and whatever else you like sippin' on -- just find your favorite bottle (or five), and Saucey makes sure it gets to you.
On top of all that bliss, there are no added fees -- seriously, not even a delivery fee. With that in mind, it sounds to us like you're about to be turning without ever leaving your couch!
*Knock, knock, knock* ... excuse us, our 30-rack just got here 😁
Seeing Double Get a Dual Monitor ... Give Your Computer a Useful Sidekick!!!
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No, you're not seeing double yet -- but you will be soon enough if you take us up on this sweet offer to give you and your computer some much-needed legroom. Walk with us, kid.
Right now, we got something on the table called the Mobile Pixels DUEX Pro Portable Dual Monitor -- an add-on computer monitor that's lightweight, inexpensive and portable.
It's super simple to use -- just clip the monitor to the back of your laptop and boom ... your productivity can skyrocket by up to 50 percent from anywhere in the world. You'd be amazed by how much more you can see (and do) with a full-blown second screen to look at.
The monitor comes through with super crisp 1080p specs. It provides flexible rotation and dual-sided sliding with 270-degree rotation, so you can swivel your way to the perfect WFH set up in any setting. It even has the option for a 180-degree presentation mode so you can flip the monitor around while presenting from your laptop, kinda like some DSLR cameras.
There's more ... this handy monitor conveniently plugs into any USB-C port, and is compatible with Microsoft Windows, macOS, Chrome OS and Linux. In other words, come one, come all!
With us, you're getting a bargain. You can cop one of these for $180 with the code SAVEDUEXPRO to transform yourself from a scatterbrained one-screener to a laser-focused computer god.
Life. Changed. You're welcome ...
TikTok Fame is Calling But You Can't Dance ... Without a Light & Tripod First!!!
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Ever wonder how every TikTok-er looks stupidly amazing in all of their viral dance videos? It's called hands-free lighting/recording, big dog ... and if you want it too, we gotchu.
Here's a nifty home studio set up for grabs by way of a light and tripod combo -- but it ain't just any light or camera stand. It's an adjustable mini ring light ... top-of-the-line equipment and pretty much a must-have for anyone who wants to film themselves these days.
We call it the U-STREAM Home Streaming Studio. It comes with a 10-inch ring light and accompanying tripod that can go from 18" to 52" depending on how high you wanna go.
There's also a non-slip rubber grip to hold your phone ... so you can record yourself without ever having to put your hands on anything but your hips (or whatever you grab when boogying). As for the light, it features 10 levels of brightness ... and 3 types of lighting options -- white, warm yellow or warm white. Sounds fancy, but this is what the pros use!
Trust us ... a little bit of good lighting goes a LONG way in the media biz. And for just $50, how can you go wrong???
Look, this sweet offer is pretty simple (and practical) -- especially if you're looking to get your YouTube channel or social media profile off the ground. Lights, camera ... action, kid!
Two Birds, One Stone Charge/clean your phone all at once Lord Knows, You Need Both
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Fun fact ... your precious smartphone is actually 10x dirtier than a toilet seat, and regularly needs cleansing. Another fun fact ... we got a solution for that, and then some.
Enter the SaniCharge Phone UV Sanitizer -- which kills two birds with one stone with actual dry and sanitary cleaning, while getting your battery off life support at the same time and in the SAME case. How's that supposed to work, you may be asking? Allow us to explain.
The SaniCharge -- when closed -- acutally hits your phone with UV-C light, and as a result ... bacteria and germs are caught in a losing battle. UV-C light can incinerate virus-causing grossness without using ANY heat or chemicals (or moisture for that matter) in minutes. We'll take that over endlessly scrubbing our electronics with cleaning wipes any day.
If being a super-sonic germ killer wasn't enough for ya, get this ... this baby also charges your phone simultaneously. Two necessary functions, and at a minuscule price of just $38.
BTW, if you got other little knick-knacks you need to store, this carrying case is your best bet to keep 'em clean and bacteria-free. On top of that, you can also add a few drops of your favorite fragrance and get everything inside and outside the case smelling like roses.
Oh, if you were wondering ... this ain't just for iPhones. This deal is Android-friendly, too 😁.
Bye-Bye, BIC The Last Pen You'll Ever Buy ... Is Actually Inkless!!!
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The one thing you never seem to have when it's time to sign something is also the one thing you'll never be without after today -- 'cause this pen lasts a lifetime ... no kiddin'!
Allow us to introduce the Forever Pininfarina Cambiano Inkless Pen -- and, as the name indicates ... this puppy carries ZERO mess or risks of stains as part of its built-in make-up.
It's true ... these hand-crafted, wooden pens are, in fact, "inkless," which may seem like an oxymoron -- but trust us, it's the real deal. Now ... how the heck does that work???
Welp, it's got this patented metal alloy tip that writes a distinct line similar in look to a pencil, yet with all the permanence of ink ... but without lead or graphite. Still confused? Yeah, it sounds like sorcery, but it's actually legit science -- the marks from this pen are achieved by oxidation created through contact between tip and paper. Mind blown, right?
Here's what you need to remember about our pen here ... it never runs dry, never stalls on ink, and never needs that handy-dandy shake we give disposable pens to get them started.
If you consider how many full-blown packs of BICs you've blown through (and lost) over the years, a small one-time price of $64.99 for this ever-after tool is pennies in the long run.
If the pen is mightier than the sword, this might just be made of Valyrian steel. Ol' reliable!