Hot Lumberjack Bod Just an Axe-Like Swing Away ... Get Fit w/ The Chopper!!!

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Working out indoors is not ideal, we know. But, what if you could swing around a cool weapon-like piece of equipment that'll get you ripped??? Better, right? Yeah, thought so.

So, this little beauty here is called THE CHOPPER: Full-Body Workout -- and it's pretty much why all lumberjacks are so freaking hot ... they're out there hacking away, getting an incredible full-body workout. Now, that concept's on the table for your everyday home life.

It's only one axe (thingamajig) ... but it combines cardio and strength training in one session, so you get a fully-functional workout in with constant chopping motions. As you can imagine, swinging this thing around with the exercises included will get ya fit AF.

You might be starting from square one ... and that's no problem at all. The axe itself only weighs four pounds but depending on how your grip it ... you can increase the starting weight up to 16 pounds. Pretty badass, right???

If you're feeling good and want to push your limits, you can download the accompanying app to follow along with the suggested workouts ... and in under 20 minutes a day, you get maximum results. Again, this little bugger is meant to train your ENTIRE bod.

THE CHOPPER is endorsed by some of the biggest athletes from Udonis Haslem (Miami Heat) to Cari Roccaro (National Women's Soccer League) ... so, it's obviously worth your time and investment, especially in this day and age where the gym is closed.

And, BTW, right now it's available through us for just $120. SOLD!!!

COVID Face Masks Basic Won't Cut It ... Time to Get Fancy, Dual Valves!!!

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Tired of your own hot fumes blowing right back into your face with that oh-so-simple surgical Rite Aid mask? Yeah, we figured ... so here's a little breath of fresh air.

It's called the CompressMax Air™ Face Mask + Filter -- a face covering that's perfect for the athletic types, or for those who just want an easier way to breathe during 'rona times. In any case, this mask is the perfect solution -- and the best part ... it's just $20 through us.

It goes well beyond your run of the mill cloth mask ... instead, it's heavy-hitting (or protecting, rather) with its removable PM2.5 activated carbon filters that offer 5 layers of protection against harmful airborne particles. If that sounds a bit too suffocating, fret not -- the dual inhalation valves it comes with ensure you'll never get an out-of-breath sensation.

For added comfort, it's also sporting adjustable velcro straps and non-slip ear cords ... meaning your workout can carry on like normal, without a face mask slipping on and off.

Oh, and if you need some extra protection, we got you. The one-time $20 payment gives you access to just one shipment, but you can get as many filters as you need -- the mask and 6 filters runs ya just $30 and 11 costs just $9 more. We got options available.

Smell that? It's a new high-end face mask on its way. Refreshing, indeed.

Seeing Double Get a Dual Monitor ... Give Your Computer a Useful Sidekick!!!

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No, you're not seeing double yet -- but you will be soon enough if you take us up on this sweet offer to give you and your computer some much-needed legroom. Walk with us, kid.

Right now, we got something on the table called the Mobile Pixels DUEX Pro Portable Dual Monitor -- an add-on computer monitor that's lightweight, inexpensive and portable.

It's super simple to use -- just clip the monitor to the back of your laptop and boom ... your productivity can skyrocket by up to 50 percent from anywhere in the world. You'd be amazed by how much more you can see (and do) with a full-blown second screen to look at.

The monitor comes through with super crisp 1080p specs. It provides flexible rotation and dual-sided sliding with 270-degree rotation, so you can swivel your way to the perfect WFH set up in any setting. It even has the option for a 180-degree presentation mode so you can flip the monitor around while presenting from your laptop, kinda like some DSLR cameras.

There's more ... this handy monitor conveniently plugs into any USB-C port, and is compatible with Microsoft Windows, macOS, Chrome OS and Linux. In other words, come one, come all!

With us, you're getting a bargain. You can cop one of these for $180 with the code SAVEDUEXPRO to transform yourself from a scatterbrained one-screener to a laser-focused computer god.

Life. Changed. You're welcome ...

TikTok Fame is Calling But You Can't Dance ... Without a Light & Tripod First!!!

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Ever wonder how every TikTok-er looks stupidly amazing in all of their viral dance videos? It's called hands-free lighting/recording, big dog ... and if you want it too, we gotchu.

Here's a nifty home studio set up for grabs by way of a light and tripod combo -- but it ain't just any light or camera stand. It's an adjustable mini ring light ... top-of-the-line equipment and pretty much a must-have for anyone who wants to film themselves these days.

We call it the U-STREAM Home Streaming Studio. It comes with a 10-inch ring light and accompanying tripod that can go from 18" to 52" depending on how high you wanna go.

There's also a non-slip rubber grip to hold your phone ... so you can record yourself without ever having to put your hands on anything but your hips (or whatever you grab when boogying). As for the light, it features 10 levels of brightness ... and 3 types of lighting options -- white, warm yellow or warm white. Sounds fancy, but this is what the pros use!

Trust us ... a little bit of good lighting goes a LONG way in the media biz. And for just $50, how can you go wrong???

Look, this sweet offer is pretty simple (and practical) -- especially if you're looking to get your YouTube channel or social media profile off the ground. Lights, camera ... action, kid!

Two Birds, One Stone Charge/clean your phone all at once Lord Knows, You Need Both

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Fun fact ... your precious smartphone is actually 10x dirtier than a toilet seat, and regularly needs cleansing. Another fun fact ... we got a solution for that, and then some.

Enter the SaniCharge Phone UV Sanitizer -- which kills two birds with one stone with actual dry and sanitary cleaning, while getting your battery off life support at the same time and in the SAME case. How's that supposed to work, you may be asking? Allow us to explain.

The SaniCharge -- when closed -- acutally hits your phone with UV-C light, and as a result ... bacteria and germs are caught in a losing battle. UV-C light can incinerate virus-causing grossness without using ANY heat or chemicals (or moisture for that matter) in minutes. We'll take that over endlessly scrubbing our electronics with cleaning wipes any day.

If being a super-sonic germ killer wasn't enough for ya, get this ... this baby also charges your phone simultaneously. Two necessary functions, and at a minuscule price of just $38.

BTW, if you got other little knick-knacks you need to store, this carrying case is your best bet to keep 'em clean and bacteria-free. On top of that, you can also add a few drops of your favorite fragrance and get everything inside and outside the case smelling like roses.

Oh, if you were wondering ... this ain't just for iPhones. This deal is Android-friendly, too 😁.

Bye-Bye, BIC The Last Pen You'll Ever Buy ... Is Actually Inkless!!!

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The one thing you never seem to have when it's time to sign something is also the one thing you'll never be without after today -- 'cause this pen lasts a lifetime ... no kiddin'!

Allow us to introduce the Forever Pininfarina Cambiano Inkless Pen -- and, as the name indicates ... this puppy carries ZERO mess or risks of stains as part of its built-in make-up.

It's true ... these hand-crafted, wooden pens are, in fact, "inkless," which may seem like an oxymoron -- but trust us, it's the real deal. Now ... how the heck does that work???

Welp, it's got this patented metal alloy tip that writes a distinct line similar in look to a pencil, yet with all the permanence of ink ... but without lead or graphite. Still confused? Yeah, it sounds like sorcery, but it's actually legit science -- the marks from this pen are achieved by oxidation created through contact between tip and paper. Mind blown, right?

Here's what you need to remember about our pen here ... it never runs dry, never stalls on ink, and never needs that handy-dandy shake we give disposable pens to get them started.

If you consider how many full-blown packs of BICs you've blown through (and lost) over the years, a small one-time price of $64.99 for this ever-after tool is pennies in the long run.

If the pen is mightier than the sword, this might just be made of Valyrian steel. Ol' reliable!

Post-COVID Gym Life Ease Back Into It ... Treat Your Muscles Right!!!

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Let's face it -- you haven't had a proper in-gym workout in months, and you'll probably be sore as hell on day 1. Here's a way to get past the pain ... your own muscle massager.

We got a miracle worker up for grabs here called the JAWKU Muscle Blaster V2 Cordless Percussion Massage Gun -- crafted for those looking to make up for lost gym time ... or for anyone else who just needs their muscles pounded and tenderized from time to time.

We know ... there are a zillion other massagers out on the market. But, we got a game changer on our hands, and it's cheaper than what you might find elsewhere at just $260.

This one also works to increase blood flow and release stored lactic acid to help relieve throbbing muscles. And, it packs some serious heat with 5 different speed settings ranging from 1,400-3,200 PPM ... so, you can pick exactly how hard you wanna work that tissue.

It even comes with four different head attachments, so your noggin can get some lovin' too. There's a ball, bullet, flat, and, perhaps most terrifyingly, a FORK-shaped attachment to target every nook and cranny that might need some long-overdue relief.

And, the best part??? It's equipped with noise reduction technology so it doesn't sound like you're operating a jackhammer in your living room. That's worth its weight gold right there.

BTW, your new masseuse to go is what all the cool kids use -- actual Olympians and pro athletes rock these themselves. Which leads us to ask ... athlete see, athlete do? You tell us!

COVID-19 Face Masks A Dime a Dozen Now ... Here's More than a Dozen from Us!!!

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It's face mask season, y'all -- we know you need 'em, and lucky for you ... we got a crap ton up for grabs. Take a gander, and take your pick!!!

Face coverings are basically a must-have accessory these days with coronavirus circulating in the air, so if you gotta wear one ... why not make a fashion statement while you're at it??? That's where these puppies come in -- from sporty to artsy, our masks run the gamut.

Let's start with the 5-pack polyester face mask (which come in different colors besides black, BTW) that go for just $22. The fabric will hold up against wear and tear, and they're super comfy too. Looking for a washable version? We got those too ... a 12-pack for $34.

If you're looking for a bit more razzle-dazzle and personality ... we got you there too.

There's a 3-pack of non-medical fabric face masks with different designs and patterns on the front -- for just $19 -- plus groovy tie-dye masks for only $20 (lots of different looks to choose from). We even have "statement" masks for $18 ... those speak for themselves.

Last, but definitely not least ... there are slightly fancier and more high-tech masks on the table here -- dust-proof coverings with 3 carbon filters, or a similar-looking Velcro unigear nylon mask with just active carbon filter. They're both less than $20, can't go wrong with either.

Look, we're getting tired here -- but we won't leave without mentioning the 5-pack 3D comfort masks or the 2-pack cotton masks -- both cost less than a couple Hamiltons.

Alright, NOW we'll get outta your hair ... and your face.

Apple Watch You Want 'Em, We Got 'Em ... At a Better Price, Too 🤑

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Time to get those impulse-buying fingers ready, because we've got six discounted Apple Watches for you to snatch up while the gettin' is good ... emphasis on gettin' it.

We know ... these things are pretty damn pricey, but if you're looking to save a few extra bucks instead of paying retail rates like a sucker, then come on board and swoop one of these gizmos with us. They're right here for the taking, and they're in stock ... and on sale.

For starters, the Apple Watches we're selling here are from the latest 5 Series ... so you're getting the newest version of an AW that's out there. Within that, there are slight differences.

Take, for example, the 40mm model, which is your standard 5 Series Apple Watch complete with a TON of features. It's essentially a phone for your wrist, with GPS, texting, calls, music streaming, activity monitoring tools and more. Oh, and different colors too, of course.

You name it, and this Apple Watch can probably help you do it. Normally, this sells for $400 off the shelf at any store ... but here, it's a little cheaper at $380. Hey, $20 is $20 ... we'll take it!

We also got some bigger ones available -- 44mm -- that are a wee bit more expensive, but that'll also pop more as an accessory. Once again, we're offering a variety of colors -- like the gold/pink sand watch, or the space grey/black one that both go for $414 ... down from $430.

Look, you've been cooped up for months. If that's not reason enough to treat yourself to a little razzle-dazzle, we don't know what is. C'mon, live a little ... and save a little too.

Kick & Push No More Go Grab Your Electric Board, Kid 'Cause We're Cruuuuising!!!

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You've seen electric scooters all over town -- now, it's time to zoom alongside them with your own eco-friendly set of wheels ... only this one's hands-free, and a bit more thrilling.

Yes, we're talking skateboards here ... ones powered by a battery, so there's no pushing necessary. And, yes, we got 'em on sale for you for a great bargain. We call these sweet rides the Urban E-Skateboard, and they're available -- through us -- for a little more than $100.

The only question we have ... how fast do you wanna go??? The basic model can hit up to 12 MPH (pretty dang fast) -- but keep in mind, they come with 3 speed settings to choose from ... so you don't have be at max power at all times. There's nice and easy options too.

As for as how long it can go ... the board runs on a 52.8WH lithium battery, which can take you 7 to 10 miles on a full hour charge. We're not great at math, but that basically means you'll be riding for a solid amount of time before this baby dies on ya.

Oh, and the basic model comes in a few different colors too, to match your vibe ... there's blue, green and orange. They got all the same specs, and they're all the same low price.

What we're pretty much offering is what you get in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater games by holding down X ... uninterrupted acceleration, and a damn good time while you're at it.

You're welcome.

Zoom Chameleon Be Anywhere Your Heart Desires ... W/ a Background Changer!!!

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We know ... your apartment looks like s***, and it's not ready for that Zoom meeting at 12 PM for all to see. Don't sweat it, 'cause this lifesaver's gonna help ya blend right in.

Allow us to introduce you to the XSplit VCam, which is yours -- through us -- for just $20. It's pretty simple ... this computer program is capable of giving you just about ANY background you want to show off from home. And yeah, when we say any ... we actually mean it here.

The software allows you to replace your background, via webcam, and make it look like you're ... well, anywhere in the world. You can cut and paste any digital image, video still or web page -- and make that your new surroundings ... at least from the outside looking in.

So, if you wanna be in France ... you're there. Wanna drop in on Narnia??? You're there! That nice waterfall screensaver that popped up when you logged on ... dude, you're there.

The XSplit VCam is compatible with pretty much any video conference app out on the market -- but, for now, it's only for Windows users (sorry, Mac people). Again, it's a quick Jackson to cop it ...  and considering we'll be on Zoom for the time being, it's well worth it.

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