Lohan Hotbot 5000
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The Lohan Hotbot 5000 materialized unnoticed in a crowd of distracted, overworked Fendi event staff. The earlier models (LH2500, LH350) had done their job well, bagging Hollywood elite and fake snowboarders alike -- but now, rid of any physical or chemical imperfections, it was ready to show the world the lay of the land.
The mechanized doll combed the crowd for its Ken-of-the-moment -- knowing too well that if it didn't succeed fast enough, the built-in self-destruct program would reduce it to a pile of expensive clothing, nicotine gum and hair dye.
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Denzel Gets His A$$ to the Gym. So Should You.
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Two-time Oscar winner Denzel Washington still finds time in his busy schedule to hit the gym.
What's your excuse?
Bardot Passes Baton to Pam
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Brigitte Bardot, 1960s sex symbol, is passing the torch to today's bustiest sex icon, Pamela Anderson. Pam is in Paris where she is scheduled to perform Bardot's famous song, "Harley Davidson" at the Crazy Horse.
According to our source, Bardot, 73, has asked that Pam visit the Bardot Foundation Offices to make this year's annual plea to save the seals. Bardot, the original sexy animal activist, has worked on this particular cause for years, but this go-round, she's handing it over to Anderson, a big animal activist and PETA's current Honorary Director.
Amy Winehouse Does Two Bumps
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Where has she been hiding the girls?!
After winning five Grammys, British popwreck Amy Winehouse was spotted in London on Tuesday, keeping it together with a healthier glow, fumigated weave and a buxom new figure.
It appears a couple of her parts have already been rehabbed!
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Holy Wattle, Batman!
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Ten years ago, Chris O'Donnell was the Boy Wonder in "Batman & Robin."
And ten years later, the father of five was snapped while mailing a letter in Malibu.
Angelyne Unearthed in Malibu
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Celebrity archaeologists were both baffled and delighted on Sunday in Malibu, when paparazzi dusted off billboard fossil, Angelyne, marabou wedgies and all. DNA tests are inconclusive; her age is unknown.
The still ambulatory, ample-bosomed relic purchased an iced tea and made her way to her pink Corvette.
WTF? Gisele's Hangin' with DiCaprio!
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Gisele Bundchen was spotted while texting and shopping in Malibu with her mother, Vania Bundchen (with dog), and her ex-boyfriend's mother, Irmelin DiCaprio (in white). Huh??
We haven't heard if Tom Brady was out with Bridget Moynahan's mom -- the grandmother of his son. We're guessin' not.
Whitney Houston: Queen of the Night
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Don't call it a comeback -- more like a resurrection! Ms. Houston took time out from recording her new album to hit up Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party. She's baaack! And Fabu!
Diva's curves are back too -- now that she is healthy and Bobby-free. Britney's conservator should be Clive Davis!
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Kim! Kim! Kim! Kim! Kim!
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A few photographers and autograph seekers tried to get Kim Kardashian's attention outside of Avalon Friday night -- by yelling her name over and over and over ...
Then they remembered they already had the perfect view.
Busting Out in HollywOOd!
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HollywOOd -- a place where if you have a nice set of bOObs -- people can't stop staring. Just like any other town!
Fill your D cups and enjoy -- TMZ lOOks at some of La La Land's biggest bOObs!
WTF is THAT?!
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A bulging, veiny, hardened extremity was exposed on the streets of Rome on Wednesday. OMG what IS it??
Chippendales Mr. February!
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February marks six years of sexy six-packs at the Chippendales show at the Rio in Las Vegas! And it gives us great pleasure to bring to you this month's Chippendales winner ... drumroll please!
Can You Guess Who This Blonde Bombshell Is?
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A gorgeous, leggy, blonde babe turned up at an awards show in L.A. on Monday. Try to figure out who she is!
Kelly Rowland Hangs Out
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Former Destiny's Child backup singer Kelly Rowland let her girls out for some warm Miami air on Sunday.
Miss Kelly was completely bare -- without her hairy pits!
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Alessandra Is One Hot Mama
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Victoria's Secret superhottie Alessandra Ambrosio's slammin' bod is sporting an extra curve these days -- a baby bump!
Even PREGNANT Alessandra looks better than all of us. *sigh*
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Michael Flatley -- Lord of the Flab
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That fast-footed Lord of the Dance legend Michael Flatley was spotted on the beaches of Barbados over the weekend. Clearly, his upper regions don't get quite the workout his lower half does.
For years, people have been mystified by the way Flatley's legs seem to move independently from his body, most recently toward the kitchen.