Britney Smokes Mel Out
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So last night, Britney Spears went into a cigar shop -- no, this isn't another shameless Monica Lewinsky joke. She actually went there to meet up with Mel Gibson.
As she went in, Brit kept saying she was scared. Well, meeting Malibu royalty can be intimidating.
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Pete Wentz Needs Pumping
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Ashlee Simpson must already be restricting her new hubby's marital allowance -- the punkster can't even afford to gas up his ride!
Pete, his Pops, and his funky new tat were cruisin' through the San Fernando Valley when their wheels sputtered to a halt. He can hate 'em all he wants, but when Pete's in need, a papper's a friend indeed.
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Britney to Sean P: Shhhhh ... I'm On the Phone
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Sure, Britney Spears is making some progress with her kids -- but she's gotta lose that damn cell phone.
As TMZ first reported, the pre-5150 Britney often ignored Sean Preston and Jayden James during her visits with them. Yesterday was better -- she's giving S.P. and J.J. some face time, but Spears still spent more hands-on time text messaging than touching her boo boos.
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John Mayer's Drive of Shame
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So imagine his surprise -- or lack thereof. John Mayer drove home yesterday in Jennifer Aniston's car, for all the pappers to see.
Apparently Johnny boy wanted to play it safe and drive legally, cause the other day, in front of TMZ, he got popped for driving an unregistered vehicle.
Hope the Lakers can score like John tonight.
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Gershon Mum on Bill, Big on Herself
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Gina Gershon was quick on the trigger when it came to blasting Vanity Fair for suggesting she hooked up with Bill Clinton. But Gina took the 5th out in public yesterday.
Well, not exactly the 5th. She was pimpin' out something.
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Tatum O'Neal Is the Nicest Crackhead Ever
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For a woman who just got busted for crack, Tatum O'Neal was incredibly friendly and forthcoming with the paparazzi on the streets of New York today.
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Shauna Sand: Outta Class, er, Gas
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Good thing Shauna didn't go through with that divorce to her Frenchie -- who else would have pushed her tush after running on empty?
Supermom Shauna even kept on ladylike 6" heels for the breakdown.
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Mayer Plays the Race Card
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If you want to keep up with John Mayer, you better be in really, really good shape.
Xtina: For a Good Time, Ditch Hubby!
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Christina Aguilera had a crazy night at LAX in Vegas this weekend -- whenever her husband wasn't around.
While the "Dirrty" bird bounced all over her cute blonde friend, Jordy parked in their booth. Even Verne Troyer looked like he was having more fun ... and he was flipping everyone off.
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Denise Richards -- Hypocrite of the Year
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Denise Richards thinks paps asking her daughters about dad Charlie Sheen gettin' hitched this weekend is "inappropriate."
Whoring them out on a reality show where she screams the c-word, however, is perfectly fine.
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Tori's Husband Thinks He's Funny
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He's not.
Brandon Davis -- Candy Ass
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A couple of kids selling candy for their basketball team thought they hit the jackpot when oil heir Brandon Davis walked by.
Unfortunately for them, Greasy keeps his wallet tighter than his big mouth.
Whose Dumb Tattoo Is This?
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Described as a "heart with four chambers that turns into an apple," this ginormous neck tattoo is one of the more oddly conceived ones we've ever seen.
Weird, yeah, but it still doesn't come close to beating that one with the implants.
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Jodie Foster Gets Her Groove Back
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This Friday is about to get real freaky! Jodie was in SoHo yesterday shopping at chi chi lingerie joint La Perla when she spotted cameras and bolted.
Jodie Foster has reportedly dumped her longtime love Cydney Bernard, and moved on to a younger woman, screenwriter Cindy Mort.
Mel B's Rump Roasted
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It's good to be Scary Spice's fake-Belafonte husband -- if for no other reason than being able to oil up those hard-to -reach places.
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Shia LaBeouf Eats It
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He starred in a flick that raked in $311 million globally last weekend -- but Shia LaBeouf must be getting screwed in the back end -- you'll pardon the expression. Why else would he be eating at a diner in the Valley?