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Kim Kardashian and Kayne West did the unthinkable in NYC -- boarding a COMMERCIAL flight ... you know, the kind regular folk with regular sized butts use. Yes, it was a very packed flight.

German gold medalist Peter Kretschmer says his country crushes U.S.A. in terms of low crime -- and he must be right ... 'cause we all know nothing bad has ever happened in Germany.

Steven Tyler's drive-by of the TMZ Tour bus skyrocketed one woman's freak out meter to 11 -- officially making it the greatest celebrity spotting moment in history ... if you ask her, anyway.

At least one prestigious Black college is pressing hard to recruit Olympic Gold medalist Gabby Douglas -- but at least one person in our newsroom doesn't get why she'd WANT to go there. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Belgian cyclist Gijs van Hoeke locked down last place in the 2012 Olympic Drinking Games -- after getting so sloshed at a bar in London that he had to be carried out by his pals.

At least he has four years to get his alcohol tolerance up.

Do you suffer from insomnia? Have a hard time falling asleep? Enjoy watching humans get rewarded for accomplishments of hard working animals? The you're going to love Olympic equestrian ... the most boring "sport" ever created by man.

Seriously. We'd rather watch paint dry, and then try to remove it, then watch that "Bachelorette" guy huff said paint remover (allegedly).

If NFL legend Warren Sapp didn't blow his fortune on 240 pairs of Air Jordans, he wouldn't be forced to auction them all off.

The artist formerly known as Snoop Dogg is now Snoop Lion -- and if you think this is all a marketing ploy -- remember ... Mr. Lion is well equipped to live the rasta life! Puff, puff ...

Michael Phelps is the biggest badass on the planet when he's in the water -- but in real estate ... he's a total loser. Good thing he's got 20 Olympic medals to ease his pain.

Miley Cyrus nearly got the shock of her life -- fully armed cops busting into her house to break up a hostage situation -- all thanks to some jackass who pulled a stupid ... and dangerous 911 stunt.

Kristen Stewart's co-philanderer Rupert Sanders is still flashing his wedding ring around town ... which set of a debate: Who's more at fault for their affair -- K-Stew or Rupie Two-Timer?

If there's one thing Tracy Morgan knows all about ... it's relationships -- and the good doctor of love dropped some wisdom we could all use ... once we figure out what the hell it means.