Born – June 9, 1963
Owensboro, Kentucky, U.S.

Actor, producer, frequent pirate.

Developed emotional issues as a child, because his family moved 20 times … which would be sad if he hadn't grown up to be Johnny freakin’ Depp.

Dropped out of high school to be a rock star and moved to L.A. where he met Nic Cage who convinced him to get his head out of the clouds and be a movie star instead.

Was in the original "Nightmare on Elm Street," starred in "21 Jump Street," became a huge star.

Overcame the burden of his pretty boy good looks by playing a ton of oddball, unattractive characters.

Lives in France part time with his hot model girlfriend, where they doubtlessly stroll the grounds of their private vineyard, toasting to how rich and beautiful they are. Then they fly off to the private island he owns in the Bahamas for a weekend getaway. Yeah, your life sucks.

Was “People” magazine's “Sexiest Man Alive” in 2003 and 2009. 2004 through 2008 must have been difficult years for him.

Fun Fact: He has starred in every movie Tim Burton has ever made. Not really, but it feels like it. Hey Burton -- bring back Michael Keaton!

Johnny Depp's Home the Scene of Hit-and-Run Crash

Johnny Depp Files New Legal Docs Claiming Proof He Never Struck Amber Heard

Boston Crime Boss Whitey Bulger Beaten to Death in Prison at 89

Han Solo's Original Jacket Expected to Fetch Up to $1.3 Mil in Epic Auction

Johnny Depp Changes Amber Heard Knuckle Tattoo Again, SCUM to SCAM

Johnny Depp Sued For Attacking Crew Member on Biggie Smalls Movie Set

Johnny Depp Gets Shaved and Braided for Hollywood Vampires

Johnny Depp Sued by Ex-Bodyguards for Unpaid Wages, Toxic Work Environment

Amber Heard Donates 7 Figures to Children's Hospital of Los Angeles

Johnny Depp Jams With Joe Perry, Slash & Duff McKagan

Johnny Depp Facing Foreclosure, Ex-Managers Call in $5 Million Loan

Johnny Depp Sues Lawyers for Malpractice