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Tim Tebow's ridiculous success has everyone wondering ... is he guilty of using a P.E.D. -- performance enhancing deity?? Hey-oh! (The preceding attempt at humor was not ordained by the Father, Son or Holy Ghost)

Rehab-bound Brooke Mueller made a strong argument against the Second Amendment ... when she was seen bearing arms at a gun range. Let's just hope she's a better shot than Harvey.

The only one thing "Volcano" definitely has is great faux reporting -- just ask our boss -- but now LA reporter/dancing weatherman Mark Thompson claims Harv's role was supposed to be his. Boom!

Paris Hilton held a sick Christmas party at her house -- awesome DJ, shirtless Santas, tons of pictures of herself -- but one question ... who parties on a Wednesday?

ATTENTION! Snooki -- the grande dame of Seaside Heights -- has bottled the essence of smoosh smoosh to launch her own perfume. This will be your only warning.

17-year old Courtney Stodden and her 51-year old legal guardian husband showed off their holiday spirit -- and her body ... which raises just one question: creeped out yet?

Running into the voice, and hand, behind Elmo got us thinking -- what does the red fella do for fun when he's not working the "Street" ... and maybe tickling isn't his only fetish.

When European soccer stars winter on South Beach their smoking hot bikini babes always come along for the trip -- which is why we're never going to complain about soccer again. Until tomorrow.

Jessica Simpson's pregnancy has forced forecasters to post a nationwide "Boob watch." Clearly ... THIS is what they mean by the joys of parenthood.

Porn star Lisa Ann tells us she's looking for a blind date for the AVN Awards, but there's one little catch! How do ya feel about sex toys?

A Bob Marley family battle is headed for court thanks to a new lawsuit -- but upon closer inspection ... this showdown could be settled much fastah down a di fish mahket, mon.

We floated the idea to T.I. -- lay down a phat Hanukkah rap track! And while he's, uhh ... thinking about it -- we're busting out our own Jewish holiday rhyme. Drop the beat, DJ Maccabeeeee ...

The Situation: You're a die-hard L.A. Dodgers fan out for a bite -- and you run into Frank McCourt ... the man who ruined your team! What ... do ... you do???

It's a miracle!!! Photographic evidence proving Harvey's hero -- Abraham Lincoln -- is alive, well and living in Virgina! (Sshh, don't tell Harvey it's Daniel Day Lewis)

Pop quiz, "Con Air" actor -- if you found $1 million ... would you turn it in, or take it home? His answer's about the same as the TMZ staffer who was in a similar situation, for real. Prepare to judge ...

NBA legend Spud Webb just landed the best coaching gig in basketball -- calling the shots for a team of strippers! Let's meet his starting 10, uh ... 5.