Born – January 9, 1982
Reading, Berkshire, England, UK
Birth name – Catherine Elizabeth Middleton

Duchess of Cambridge, fashionista.

Born to flight attendant mother and flight dispatcher father, who now own a mail order party supply company, “Party Pieces.”

Went to nursery school in Amman and boarding school in the UK.

Attended the University of St. Andrews in Scotland with an MRS degree and met a guy named Prince William.

Got engaged while on holiday in Kenya.

Got hitched at Westminster Abbey on April 29, 2011.

Unintentionally exposed her ta-tas to the world while sunbathing at a private Chateau in 2012.

Royally sued the magazine that published the pics.

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Prince Philip Gets New Land Rover After Crash, Contacts Accident Victims

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Queen Elizabeth Rides the Underground With Prince Philip

Prince Philip Retires, Royal Subjects and World Pissed at Buckingham Palace

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