Introducing the 50 Cent Computer

It's a match made in some kind of corporate bizarro world.

Hip hop heavy 50 Cent and Apple are in talks to produce a line of affordable home computers for inner-city residents, according to a recent report in Forbes magazine. "I'm creating a foundation that will be around a long time, because fame can come and go or get lost in the lifestyle and splurging," said the rapper.

Here's our humble suggestion for what the 50-Cent Mac might end up looking like.



The deal that the G-Unit founder and Apple chief Steve Jobs are working on involves co-branding, according to the magazine, and no further information was forthcoming from Apple, which is notoriously tight-lipped about future plans. 

Regardless, 50 Cent seems, of all entertainers, a rather curious choice to lead the tech vanguard for inner-city kids.  After all, his oeuvre is stacked with references to big guns, expensive champagne, large diamonds, more big guns, and plenty of sex – not exactly role-model material.

Of course, when it comes to self-commercialization, 50 has few peers – remember his line of flavored waters for Glaceau, Formula 50?  And, as he told Forbes, there's little doubt as to his ultimate intentions:"I never got into it for the music. I got into it for the business."

Reader Comments

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1. Truly a great idea. Now, if he would just tone down the misogynistic lyrics and videos...

Posted at 5:05PM on Jun 23rd 2006 by robyn

2. awesome idea, cuse 50 knows what its like to grow up in the ghetto- knows what its like to be shot- he came outta it the only way he knew how- look at the oppurtunitys he now has beacuse of his music and weather adults like it or not he is a roll model. hey at least your kids arent listening to ja rule. 50 lived the life he can say what he wants.

Posted at 6:15PM on Jun 23rd 2006 by sketch

3. THE MAN IS A MARKETING GENIUS. I AM PROUD OF HIM. TO BE WHERE HE IS NOW CONSIDERING WHAT HE HAS BEEN THROUGH IS SIMPLY AMAZING. I WISH HIM MUCH MORE SUCCESS AND HOPE ITCONTINUES FOR A LONG TIME. MANY PEOPLE HAVE NEGATIVE THINGS TO SAY ABOUT HIM, BUT HE HAS PROVEN HIMSELF. YOU ARE A TRUE INSPIRATION TO OTHERS WHO MAY HAVE OR HAD THE SAME STRUGGLE YOU'VE HAVE. LOVE YA

Posted at 7:46PM on Jun 23rd 2006 by toni

4. Are you all serious?

It is insulting and demeaning to the people in the "hood".

I am not hating on 50 about his need to make more and more money, but did he not realize that the computers marketed to all people: Rich and poor, black and white?

How absolutely insulting. My God! Grow a fu cking brain and stop creating division where these people will begin to see poor people as human beings and not of only COLOR!

http://tinyurl.com/asdpb

Posted at 8:12AM on Jun 24th 2006 by Ann

5. The picture for the suggestion is quite nice. But, one mistake. It should have nine bullet holes, because remember how everyone had to hear from 50 about how he "got shot nine times".
And I believe I'll have to agree with everything Ann said.

Posted at 1:52AM on Jun 25th 2006 by Savannah

6. Are you serious with that shyt!!..I wanna know how many ppl are actually gonna buy one of these so called "50 cent" computers. What are you getting it for?. Just to say "ayo son,i got the new 50 computer joint!" C'mon man,can't ppl come up with better things to do with all the money they make. See he'll get all the money from this,but he'll be selfish with. You don't understand.

Posted at 1:02AM on Jul 5th 2006 by deangelo polo

7. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO 50 CENT

Posted at 11:00PM on Jul 21st 2006 by brooke

8. AWESOME I THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA. SO YEAH

Posted at 11:01PM on Jul 21st 2006 by brooke

9. I think this is a very good idea, 50 cent is trying to make computer affordable for all intercity kid not just african americans he understand that computers are very important and that they are the communication and learning wave for our generations to come please stop drinking hateorade and try some glaceau vitamin water, (Grape is my favorite) May god bless all the haters

Posted at 1:42PM on Aug 4th 2006 by Latiffany Powell