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Top 5 Worst Celeb Couples

Nicole Richie Jeff Goldblum: click to launch!Get your barf bags ready, there's a new gross couple alert circulating in Hollywood. Us Weekly reports 53-year-old Jeff Goldblum and 24-year-old Nicole Richie have been spotted together on the town. Ew.

As far as star couples are concerned, it could be worse....in fact it has. Ladies and gentlemen, TMZ presents our picks for the top 5 worst celebrity couples of all-time.



5) Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman

This all-star union was a train wreck from beginning to end ... all nine days of it. From Rodman's claim he was drunk at the wedding, to the couple's domestic violence arrests. (Rodman claims Carmen poked him with a rose stem and punched him.) All charges were dropped.

4) Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown

She was a world-class diva. He was a bad boy. Together they've been nothing but trouble. Numerous arrests, allegations of drug use and the steady decline of one of the world's most beautiful voices ... sad really.


3) Drew Barrymore and Tom Green

Charlie's Angel almost had to pack up her wings for this one. Nobody really knows how Tom duped Drew into actually swapping I Do's, but less than six months after they wed, they chalked up the union due to irreconcilable differences. Maybe she saw "Freddy Got Fingered."

2) Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley

Remember their infamous sexless and affectionless liplock at the 1994 MTV music video awards? Gross.


1) Kim Mathers and Eminem

Nothing says "true love" more than describing the brutal murder of your wife through the words of an ultra-violent rap song, right?

Filed under: Hook-Ups, Break-Ups, Train Wrecks, Carmen Electra, Eminem, Nicole Richie

Reader Comments

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1. what about Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett. I believe the headline was "Pretty Woman marries Ugly Man"

Posted at 7:19PM on Jul 6th 2006 by Jeff

2. god dayum they'd make some UGLY babies.

Posted at 7:38PM on Jul 6th 2006 by meg

3. Liza Minnelli & David Gest. Very creepy!

Posted at 7:48PM on Jul 6th 2006 by Holly

4. What about Liza Minelli and David Gest? Surely that freak show of a marriage outranks Tom and Drew?

Posted at 8:05PM on Jul 6th 2006 by Kitten

5. The thought of Nicole Ritchie's bony hands touching his body makes me sick; that girl is beneath him. I'm so disappointed in you, Jeff!

Posted at 8:21PM on Jul 6th 2006 by The real Mrs. Goldblum

6. Where Tom Cruise and Kat?

Posted at 8:50PM on Jul 6th 2006 by Lea

7. Tom and Katie were doomed the minute she got stars in her eyes. She doesn't have the cure for his psychotic episodes!

Posted at 9:00PM on Jul 6th 2006 by gailforce56

8. I like......shudder.......watching Katie Holmes w/Tom Cruise. Just so unnatural, she's still a child, kinda like Jerry Lee Lewis marrying his 12 y/o cousin. If you'll notice, he calls her "Kate," as if to give her maturity.....this is how he rationalizes in his own mind. And at her age, she can't yet see the entire picture; and when she grows up, it'll be a mega-battle to free herself.

Posted at 9:10PM on Jul 6th 2006 by Rosalie

9. Liza Minnelli & David Gest. They were right up there with Lisa Marie & Michael Jackson. Blah!

Posted at 9:40PM on Jul 6th 2006 by Holly

10. Okay, I'm not a huge fan or either Tom or "Kate".. however, she IS an adult.... in her late 20's.. it's not like she's a teenager.

Posted at 10:06PM on Jul 6th 2006 by takara

11. Where does TMZ get off naming the 5 ugliest couples. We are all beautiful in the eyes of the beholder. I usually enjoy your articles but this one is really rude. I think I won't be reading you articles online anymore. I'm very disappointed that of all that is happening in hollywood, this is what you came up with.

Posted at 10:17PM on Jul 6th 2006 by gwen

12. I think this article is ridiculous. There are alot of couples in hollywood alot worse than some of these couples. Whoever came up with these couples should get their eyes checked!!!

Posted at 10:35PM on Jul 6th 2006 by nsg

13. TomKat...truly a sickening freak show...where's baby Suri?

Posted at 10:39PM on Jul 6th 2006 by Barbara

14. What about Woody Allen and Soon Yi? My God, does it get any sicker than that?

Posted at 6:46AM on Jul 7th 2006 by Angela

15. Oh my. That's just gross. She's desperate for love and he must be on some new kind of drug! What attraction they have for one another is beyond me. Jeff should be ashamed of himself for even stooping that level.

oooh, tom and kate? Ridiculous. Tom is a control freak and katie is dumbstruck.

Posted at 9:36AM on Jul 7th 2006 by Lisa

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