How to Be Paris Hilton

Posted Aug 10th 2006 2:09PM by TMZ Staff

On this Sunday's season finale of "The Simple Life," Paris Hilton decides she doesn't want to go to work so she hires professional Paris look-alike Natalie Reid to take her place.

In this clip, Paris schools Natalie on how to be the best Paris she can be. Our personal favorite tip: "Every time you walk into a house, make sure to ask for toast with butter."

Things go awry when Nicole Richie shows up at the same house as the faux Paris and threatens to expose her unless Natalie does everything Nicole says. Hilarity ensues until Paris shows up to settle things with Nicole.

To find out how things turn out, check out the finale this Sunday at 10 pm on E!.

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1. Is this b**** for real.

Posted at 2:18PM on Aug 10th 2006 by D-ness

2. PLEASE go away Paris. I can't take it anymore!!!

Posted at 2:25PM on Aug 10th 2006 by kathryn

3. I am amazed at how time and time again Paris shows how she is undoubtedly the dumbest girl in America next to Jessica Simpson. The only things she seems to be almost over-qualified to do are shop, party, get blind drunk, and spread her legs for and guy with a penis and a heartbeat. This girl has been ridden more times than a thoroughbred racehorse, she is a total slut.
Why she seems to be so popular is beyond me.
The only thing her and that stick-figure Nicole Ritchie prove on thier latest installment of "the simple life" is that you can not turn a couple of whores into housewives!

Posted at 2:26PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Amie

4. "GAG ME WITH A SPOON!!!!"

Paris......you need to look back into the mirror and get a reality check!
You may think your all that for the time being. But self indulged addics do fall back down to the face of the earth when their " BIG HEADS" swell so big they can't carry them on their shoulders.
GEEEEEEZE I can't wait for that day to come your way!

Posted at 2:28PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Debbie

5. OK, I usually jump on the bag wagon about how nasty and foul Paris is. But even I have to say, she's not THAT ugly! At least Paris is skinny. This Natalie broad is a fat pig, not mention she appears to be retarded to think she could pull of being a Paris look-a-like. Pul-leeez! Paris must have a low opinion of herself if she thinks she looks as bad as this cow!!

Posted at 2:34PM on Aug 10th 2006 by ms golightly

6. id love to be paris lol,, i dont give a sh*t what anyone says or thinks,, shes hilarious and not as dumb as some people may think ,,

Posted at 2:39PM on Aug 10th 2006 by alissa

7. NO MORE PARIS....PLEASE....I cant watch or read anything more about this nit wit.

Seriously...anyone up for boycotting Ms. Paris Hilton???

Posted at 2:39PM on Aug 10th 2006 by I Hate Stupid People

8. ms golightly,,,,,,,,,,,,what in the hell is a bag wagon? lol ya mean band wagon or is this your slang or are you sh*tfaced lol?

Posted at 2:41PM on Aug 10th 2006 by alissa

9. I can't wait till she's 70 years old and still acting like this. Now that will be hillarious and tv worth watching. I can just see this 70 year old saying, "I want toast with butter; oh, that's hot". LOL

She is such a joke. Does she really know how she is viewed? One day it will hit her and boy will she feel crappy.

Posted at 2:44PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Giggle

10. barf

Posted at 2:44PM on Aug 10th 2006 by YaYaYa

11. So that is why Paris says 'thats hot' a lot of the time. She doesn't know what to say. Empty space in her head. A lot of empty space. I do not understand how a person, let along their family can not see how bad she makes herself appear to the whole world. Who would want the world to know this about themselves?

Posted at 2:50PM on Aug 10th 2006 by deCoucy

12. I use to think Harvey was a homosexual but maybe he is bisexual because he must have a thing for Paris, he gives her toooooo much print

Posted at 2:53PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Lionel

13. alissa,
It's short for douche bag wagon, which paris belongs on. It's nice to know you follow me around and comment on all of my posts, it's really cute, thanks...

Posted at 2:53PM on Aug 10th 2006 by ms golightly

14. I wanted to hate her, I really wanted to hate the show, but, but, I think it's pretty funny.

I love watching people trying to decide what to make of either of them after saying something completely unexpected like asking for toast with butter. IMO, Nicole is a little better at it.

I'm rather sad to admit this.

Posted at 2:57PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Merz

15. Natalie Reid is so hot

Posted at 3:05PM on Aug 10th 2006 by Paris

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