Carry The Donald's Baggage, And His Golf Bag Too

Donald Trump now officially has more extensions for his brand than Jessica Simpson will ever have for her hair.Trump golf and luggage.
To start with,The Donald announced recently that he would be rolling out a new line of luggage and travel goods as part of the Donald J. Trump Signature Collection, which already includes shirts, suits, and other merchandise. The manufacturer, Badanco Enterprises, says in its press-release boilerplate that the line will "enable consumers to travel and do business in comfort and luxury -- Trump style," which appears to mean that lucky owners will have the Trump crest emblazoned all over their gear. (No word on whether fired "Apprentice" contestants will have to do the walk of shame carrying the Donald's baggage.)

And, starting next Tuesday, Sept. 26, on the Golf Channel, Trump will be pimping out his Trump National golf course in Los Angeles for the network's reality series "The Big Break VI: Trump National," which will pit men and women against each other in the usual gauntlet of challenges and emotional peaks and valleys for a chance to compete with the world's best golfers.




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1. Hey Holmes, I'll carry your bags if and when you make the swimsuit competion in those "beauty pageants" like Miss Universe that the contestants wear one piece swimsuits that were worn in the Miss Venuezuela Universe pageant that played this last week on Univision. Now that was super production and maybe Hugo Chavez will call President Bush The Saint.

Posted at 7:44PM on Sep 21st 2006 by george vieto

2. yuk carry a bag with his ugly mug NOT

Posted at 7:55PM on Sep 21st 2006 by lau

3. Donald Trump makes me so sick. He is like the white P.Diddy. Always running around displaying his wealth in the most vulgar ways. That " LOOK AT ME , LOOK AT ME" mentality.. It's really repulsive. Everything he does has his name on it. TRUMP this, and TRUMP that. How egotisical can one get ? He's got the biggest HEAD I've ever seen. How does he get it through his front door ? He must grease it.

I don't care how much $$ he has or how many materalistic things he aquires. No matter how much he makes, it will never be enough. He is always looking for more. Where will it ever stop ? Do you think a woman would be with him unless he bought her? I think not.

Thank goodness he has his money. We all know buy now he loves showing the whole world just how much he has. He is just a yuck- 0. Smuck-0.

Posted at 11:08PM on Sep 21st 2006 by the wise old owl

4. I totally agree with "the wise old owl"!! He even has bottled water called Trump Ice. He and P.Diddy are disgusting!!

Posted at 7:44AM on Sep 22nd 2006 by *****

5. This miserable Trump has to be about the most obnoxious piece of garbage before the public, second only to Tom Cruise and Alec Baldwin. Uggggghhhh! What a piece of crap!

Posted at 8:05AM on Sep 22nd 2006 by The Maven

6. WHO WANTS TO SEE THIS A**HOLE ON TOTE BAGS.......ITS ENOUGH WE HAVE TO LOOK AT THOSE BAGS UNDER HIS EYES, HES THROWN IN OUR FACES TOO DAMN MUCH..THE UGLY F***ER.

Posted at 11:32AM on Sep 22nd 2006 by M.S.

7. How many times has "The Donald" been married ???

Bet he's READY for a LITTLE BISEXUAL AFFAIR with a guy -- ME !!!!!!!!!!

HEY -- I LIKE BIG MONEY !! Imagine the "perks" of dating him !!

LADIES -MOVE OVER !!! LET A MAN PLEASURE "The Donald" AS ONLY A MAN CAN !!!!!!!

Actually, WHEN I REALLY THINK ABOUT IT - UUUUUUUUUUUEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!

BARF OUT !!

NO THANKS -- I'll STAY POOR AND HAPPY ! BARF OUTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Posted at 3:05PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by Not a GIGOLO (but like de money anyway)

8. too funny #6 i luv it

Posted at 3:16PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by lau

9. so funny #6

Posted at 3:22PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by lau