You Might Want to Rethink
Kirstie Blows it Out

A huge plastic hot dog, an enormous Pez dispenser and a gaggle of stuffed, feathered birds are sitting on a lawn. No, it's not the set-up for a joke; it's Kirstie Alley's yard sale.
kirstie alley's stocking w/ inset of kirstie
Among the tattered items that Veronica has taken out of her closet are ripped lampshades, lots of children's toys, kitchen utensils and a cookbook by fellow Scientologist, Isaac Hayes. Did we mention there were enough huge food items to set a table for the Jolly Green Giant?


Also for sale: a huge wooden clown that would put a scare into Stephen King, tons of Christmas decorations- including a monogrammed stocking- enough dog sweaters to keep your pooch in stitches for weeks and one journal titled "My Fabulous Life"- completely blank. She must have acquired it after the cancellation of "Fat Actress."

And in a major breach of Academy of Television Arts & Sciences rules, the Jenny Craig pitch woman is selling her Emmy consideration DVDs. Hope they don't catch wind of this -- we don't think this is the kind of attention she wants from the Academy.

While not working the money table herself, Kirstie is keeping an eye on things and interacted with shoppers, even giving tips on how best to care for the new found treasures she has for sale.

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1. I've always liked her:)

Posted at 4:22PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by mlc31

2. it's fergi's mom!

Posted at 4:30PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by michelle

3. Fergie looks like Kirstie Allen.

Posted at 4:39PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by A+

4. Is she desperate for money?

Posted at 4:50PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by kathryn

5. Whoa...... what happened to all her $$$.? It sounds like she is selling a bunch of old junk. I see that crap at the Salvation army and The Good WIll. Is she kidding ? Someone in her position should be donating that, not selling it. I guess Scientology took most of earnings over the years. WHAT A JOKE. I bet she wishes she had it all back now.
I really hope she was doing this for the fun of it or because she was bored. Otherwise she doesn't have a clue how to manage her money. Quick Kirsty, go out and hire a fianancial advisor and get out that cult you belong to. !!!!

Posted at 6:13PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by the wise old owl

6. shes not desperate yet,jenny craig is still feeding her fat a*s,they do make her look better on tv,i see why she still single,i think she should try crack,it dam sure helped nicole richie stay thin

Posted at 6:14PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by dixie chick hater

7. Ever since I found out she's a Scientologist I hope she becomes dirt poor and fatter than ever

Posted at 6:38PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by alison

8. Hey # 7 you said it perfectly!! luv your name too

Posted at 7:43PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by lau

9. Goddam! How many Scientologists do we have? This cult sh*t has got to stop!

Posted at 7:46PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by JEFF

10. Post # 2 Michelle

My God, she does look like Fergie's mother . Too Funny. What a look alilke.

Posted at 7:57PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by the wise old owl

11. now, now children, be nice....

Posted at 8:25PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by Patti

12. I have never in my life ever heard of a celeb having a yard sale -- in their yard. I have heard of stars dropping off clothes at a second hand shop, but not a freaky yard sale!! Kirstie is either hard up for money, or desperately needs attention??

Posted at 11:35PM on Sep 22nd 2006 by Forest Fairy

13. If I were a celebrity, I would set up a fake yard sale just for the paparazzi, featuring lots of strange stuff that I picked up from my friends just for that purpose. It would generate great publicity.

Wait a minute...could she be that smart? Nah...

Posted at 12:15AM on Sep 23rd 2006 by RaraAvis

14. she did it just to show how simple minded some of the citizensliving in the united states are, and she succeeded quite well.. people, what she does is none of your business, which faith she follows, is none of your business. maybe if people would tend to their own business rather than the business of others this country would be more successful. why dont you discuss the guns at school, the drugs on the streets,,? please people get a life!!! Go Kirstie!!!!! you look awesome girl!!

Posted at 12:44AM on Sep 23rd 2006 by EMMe

15. I use to like her. Until I found out she belongs to Tom's crazy cult.

Posted at 8:01AM on Sep 23rd 2006 by Tony B

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