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Eva Makes LAPD Her Bitch

10/19/2006 11:26 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Eva Longoria: Click to watchThey protect, they serve, they do whatever Eva Longoria wants.

The LAPD came to Longoria's rescue last night after the "Desperate Housewife" was bombarded by photographers as she attempted to leave Hyde in her white Escalade (of course). Several members of the flash-happy crowd got dangerously close to the SUV, but Eva's boys in blue quickly came to her rescue.

Once Longoria decided it was time to go, she looked back and pointed to something behind her -- reminding the crowd that her popo pals were ready to handle her business. Almost on cue, the police blasted their sirens. The photogs then proceeded to back off Eva's car and take pics from the sidelines.

One shutterbug was clearly unhappy with the situation and yelled "Pigs" at the cops. Bad move. Almost immediately, the cops slammed on their brakes at a green light, exited their vehicle and got right in the photographers face.

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Jennifer    

I don't think they were doing whatever she wanted, I think she was holding them up.

2927 days ago
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Johnny valenzuela    

Well if the LAPD is Eva's bitch (which is a fitting title ). It actually makes sense since she's a complete WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2927 days ago
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Michelle LL    

Why do celebs go to that place if they don't want the publicity . If they go to Hyde they know that they will be bombarded by "flash-happy crowds". Duh!

2927 days ago
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Seriously    

Shouldn't these preserve and protect guys be out chasing murderers?
WTF?
Eva can kiss my xxx. As I've said before, these celebs make way too
much money, have illusions of grandeur about themselves, and were
just at the right place at the right time. No-talents who are extremely lucky.
Prnzez

2927 days ago
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NoraandNorma    

EVA IS A BITCH!!! NACA!!

2927 days ago
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Lisa    

#2 now now are we a petty jealous person? The comments that are made on here are really funny sometimes.......Did you know that your obsession of these stars are what keeps these people motivated to stand there and hound these people for pictures. Keep up the good work!

2927 days ago
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WHUD UP    

eva longlegs (not really infact) is one muther fuckin biiiiiitch.
fuck that slut!!

2927 days ago
8.

Nick    

Michelle nailed it...

Longwhoria's 15 minute hourglass is losing sand and she will fake a breakup and go anywhere for publicity.

Desperate Skank.

2927 days ago
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Alex    

I love how everyone is so jealous of her. Bottom line is she's rich and famous and you're not. She's a slut...why? Because she's had the same boyfriend for 2 years? Damn that whore! Why do you morons worship all these other absolutely worthless talentless celebrities and yet the ones with any inkling of talent, you hate? Because you're all bitter morons that's why

2927 days ago
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IKISSEDBRITNEY!!    

OMG this is beyond funny reading these comments. 1-9 skipping number 7. Jealous are we? She is a hot mamma and I would kiss her too lol maybe i have? And who doesnt have puplicity stunts? ok wait wait or what if it was a guy?? oh My parents should force to me to work so i shouldnt be allowed to surf and see what i am seeing. Give her props u dont like it? go work out!!.....On a cop!! I know i do LOL

2927 days ago
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Dakota    

why is Eva a bitch or a whore? She is with one and the same guy now for such a long time. I don't get it.

2927 days ago
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Eli    

WTF?

I hate PIGS! Its funny cause when you have an emergency they take forever, but star pussy comes along and they jump!

Its funny the way they went up to them like their gonna do something to those people just for expressing themselves, some people swear cause they wear the uniform they could do what they want! PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2927 days ago
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Eli    

Well I think PIGS need to chill, I mean I agree what were they going to do arrest those people for saying that, with all the drug dealers and gang members out there....come on PIGS do your job!

Eva your such a dumbass ho, dont go there if you dont want to be photographed, stay home or go somewhere that they dont expect you, I think the tiltle of this fits perfectly good job TMZ!

2927 days ago
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Lisa    

THESE FORUMS ARE WACKED AND YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET A LIFE. I LIKE TO READ THESE STORIES TOO, BUT I THINK THESE COMMENTS THAT ARE MADE BY THOSE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO MAKE COMMENTS ON PEOPLE LIKE YOU KNOW THEM PERSONALLY BORDERS ON JUST PLAIN PHYCHO. GROW UP PEOPLE AND REALLY GET A LIFE!!!

2927 days ago
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M.Z.    

I THINK EVA LONGORIA IS A WHORE....SHE CHANGED GUYS LIKE CHANGES HER CLOTHES....WHO ARE YOU GOING TO FOOL, LONGORIA? YOU AND MARIO LOPEZ ARE JUST FRIENDS? YEAH, RIGHT!!! POOR TONY PARKER HE'S JUST BEING USED FOR HIS MONEY...I KNOW YOU GOT MONEY TOO BUT I AM SURE IT IS TONY'S MONEY YOU'RE USING ALL THE TIME, INCLUDING BUYING STUFF FOR YOUR FAMILY...EVA, YOU ARE A BITCH,BITCH,BITCH...CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE IN MAXIM'S ONE HUNDRED LISTS...AND NAMING YOU NUMBER ONE IN THAT MAGAZINE IS A JOKE.... WHOEVER NAME YOU NUMBER ONE IN THA MAGAZINE NEEDS TO GO TO EYE CLINIC AND HAVE THEIR EYES CHECKED....YOU ARE A JOKE, EVA...
WHORE, WHORE, WHORE!!!

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