In case his movie doesn't succeed, Borat has already devised another money-making scheme -- selling children to Madonna.
At Wednesday's London premiere of "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan,' the bumbling journalist told reporters about his grand plan.
"I have come here with Bilak, my 11 year old son, his wife and their child, and we are hoping maybe to put some chocolate make-up on the child's face and sell him to Madonna. I am hoping that Madonna will be a very good father for it."
Borat's other backup plans: Ice maker, gypsy catcher or animal sperm collector -- specializing in camels.
Here's hoping he doesn't quit his day job.