Borat to Sell Kids for Money

Posted Oct 25th 2006 2:46PM by TMZ Staff

Borat: Click to watchIn case his movie doesn't succeed, Borat has already devised another money-making scheme -- selling children to Madonna.

At Wednesday's London premiere of "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan,' the bumbling journalist told reporters about his grand plan.

"I have come here with Bilak, my 11 year old son, his wife and their child, and we are hoping maybe to put some chocolate make-up on the child's face and sell him to Madonna. I am hoping that Madonna will be a very good father for it."

Borat's other backup plans: Ice maker, gypsy catcher or animal sperm collector -- specializing in camels.

Here's hoping he doesn't quit his day job.

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1. I have a great sense of humor but can't stand this guy nor do I think he is funny. What am I missing?

Posted at 5:39PM on Oct 25th 2006 by L.A.

2. To L. A.
I dunno, maybe a sense of the absurb.
He likes to push the boundaries of what is considered "good taste". Anybody willing to go after those self important people in Hollywood and hold them up to ridicule, PLUS invent a whole fake country is piss your pants funny.

Posted at 6:08PM on Oct 25th 2006 by Lou the Jew

3. Who the hell is this guy?? WTF!

Posted at 6:45PM on Oct 25th 2006 by KROD

4. Borat is my hero. I wish we could sell that prostitute madonna to him so he could force the bitch into a burqa.

Posted at 7:22PM on Oct 25th 2006 by jFp

5. pleeeeeze STOP CRAMMING THIS WIERDO DOWN OUR THROATS! EVERYDAY, it's this wierdo who is getting publicity for some strange reason. there are PLENTY of other folks on the fringe who are truly entertaining, yet for some reason unbenownst to us, you CRAM HIM DOWN OUR THROATS.

NOT FUNNY, NOT INTERESTING, NOT UNIQUE.

Posted at 8:02PM on Oct 25th 2006 by zsa-zsa

6. zsa-zsa,

Borat is not a weirdo, he is a character played by comedian Sacha Baron Cohen (he also played the French race car driver in Talladega Nights recently) who also played Ali G. He puts himself in real situations, where people don't know he is an actor, and hilarity ensues. The quotes above don't do him justice - check out youtube for some clips.

Posted at 8:29PM on Oct 25th 2006 by hack

7. quote
"PLUS invent a whole fake country is piss your pants funny."


Kazakhstan is a real country. It's not made up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazakhstan

Posted at 8:58PM on Oct 25th 2006 by AK

8. "I have a great sense of humor but can't stand this guy nor do I think he is funny. What am I missing?"

You are missing what satire is. Most people cannot understand satire, which can be funny, but does not have to be.

Personally, I love Cohen and his characters. I love satire.

I am sorry you don't get it, but unfortunately you are the majority in this country.

Posted at 10:38PM on Oct 25th 2006 by Jeff

9. Dear AK:
Calm the fu*ck down buddy, we all know you are very, very intelligent!
Please see the post about "Satire" in re the "fake" country of Kazakhstan. Maybe you could check wikipedia for what satire is. Maybe you could realize that not everything concerning celebrities and Hollywood is Life or Death serious. Have some enjoyment in your life, drink a beer, smoke a doobie, JO...something. LIGHTEN UP ALL YOU ANAL RETENTIVE FU*CKS! My goodness next thing you'll be saying that Madonna adopted some little African boy out of the goodness of her heart, when we all know she doesn't have one!
Thanks for sharing and being so concerned with the TRUTH!

Posted at 1:17AM on Oct 26th 2006 by Lou the Jew

10. Wikipedia...isn't that the website where anybody can make up shit, and other people can delete it if they want to? Just curious.

Posted at 1:21AM on Oct 26th 2006 by Ryan McNally

11. #7
Are you sure about that? I don't know my friends dad worked for the CIA and he said that after the fall of the Soviet Union there was like all these countries where there didn't use to be any.

Posted at 1:27AM on Oct 26th 2006 by WHITEPLASTIC

12. This guy's a complete asshole. He' s crude, mean spirited, ugly, and should be dragged through the streets like the fucking dog he is.

Posted at 1:43AM on Oct 26th 2006 by Alix

13. I am amazed that the US and A really has people like the ones on this board. Foolish, bigoted and humourless.

But then again, I have seen the Borat flick, so maybe I shouldn't be that surprised.

Posted at 2:57AM on Oct 26th 2006 by hack

14. Careful there Lou...your ignorance is showing

http://www.usaid.gov/locations/europe_eurasia/car/kzpage.html
https://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/kz.html#Intro
http://www.un.org/Depts/Cartographic/map/profile/kazakhst.pdf
http://www.eurasianet.org/resource/kazakhstan/index.shtml
http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/kazakhstan.html

Posted at 3:58AM on Oct 26th 2006 by Fruitcake

15. This guy is hilarious. If you don't get him it's because you have no sense of humor or it's broken. We of a far superior intelligence find him hysterically funny. Please don't hate those of us more gifted then yourselves. Remember one day that stick could be removed and then all of the sudden you'll see the light! Have hope!!

Posted at 11:09AM on Oct 26th 2006 by deal

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