Nobody Wants Naomi

10/30/2006 3:36 PM PST
Just days after Naomi Campbell was busted for allegedly attacking her drug counselor in London, people are already trying to cash in on her embarrassing return to the spotlight -- problem is, nobody cares. TMZ has located a copy of Naomi's book "The Swan", for sale on eBay. The starting bid is a whopping $.01.

The seller, who claims to have purchased the book in 1995, even takes a swipe at the supermodel in the sales pitch. "It is quite a good read, though not because it is well written!"

If you're not much of a reader, the book can also double as a projectile weapon. We're sure Naomi would approve.