K-Fed: Haters Are Motivators

Posted Oct 31st 2006 2:15PM by TMZ Staff

The day we have all waited for is finally here. K-Fed's highly anticipated album "Playing With Fire" has finally arrived at a record store near you. To celebrate, TMZ will enlighten your day with genuine pearl of wisdom from the Federleezy himself.

"I won't ever be a back-up dancer for anybody again. I think we all have established that. But I'll do it for myself."

Brilliant. Be on the lookout for K-Fed backup dancing for himself on his current tour of venues that can miraculously sell enough tickets to cover their power bill. Sorry Cleveland.

All kidding aside, the album has generated significant interest around the country, but Kevin is still constantly taking shots from music critics and haters alike. Shocking, we know. But K-Fed says he uses the criticism to motivate himself into being the best Federline he can be. "You can't really get anywhere without someone gawking at you or nitpicking at what you do."

Well in that case, K-Fed, the world is your oyster.

Filed under: Music, Britney Spears

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1. K-Fed is simply doing his best to provide for his family!
People should leave him alone.

Posted at 4:06PM on Oct 31st 2006 by The Famous Guy

2. This is definitely a case of serious self-delusion and *not* self-esteem. K-Fed (Up) is just as pathetic as equally trashy wife.

As for their being "considerable interest" in his CD: Come on! Who is TMZ trying to fool? Dude got ripped plenty of new a**holes on this website alone and now, all of a sudden, people want to hear this douchebag "rap?" I don't buy it for one second!

Britney Spears deserves this loser and they both need to crawl back under their rocks where they belong. Their 15 minutes expired a LONG time ago.

Posted at 4:08PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Donna

3. Idiot douchebag. And talentless, I may add.
I think he spent too much time in the Dutch Oven

Posted at 4:09PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Puh der Baer

4. K-Ked is such a talented person.... NOT!!!!!!

Posted at 4:09PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Paola

5. K-Ked is such a talented person.... NOT!!!!!!

Posted at 4:09PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Paola

6. K-thug has no talent,he is living off britts skirt,you couldnt pay me to go to his show,HE SUCKS

Posted at 4:09PM on Oct 31st 2006 by K-Thug is a loser

7. Providing for his family?!?!?! Looks like his family doing nothing but providing for HIM!!! Useless piece of s**t that he is.

Posted at 4:20PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Greasy Paris

8. Britney must have invested alot of money on this idiot, because he hasn't disapeared yet.

They need to pack up the family and move back to Tennessee!

Kev, if you leave the weed and jack daniels alone long enough, you, yourself will realize what a fool you have made of youreslf. When will you get it?

Posted at 4:21PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Miss Honey

9.
As far as Kevin crawling back under that rock...have you been to Malibu? It's gorgeous. And Miss Honey...I'll have some of that Jack and MJane. Please.and.Thank.You.very.much. Hell yes I will.

Posted at 4:28PM on Oct 31st 2006 by nellie

10. I'd pay (with the wife's money) to have somebody put a spin on my sh**y life too, if I were nothing but a talentless, ignorant, spineless, creepy, slothful, delusional douchebag like K-Mart. Maybe he can get Idiot, I mean, Eliot Mintz to ghost it.

Posted at 4:35PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Puh der Baer

11. If Haters are Motivators then this FOOL must be on overdrive!!!! Hey K-Fed, you still givin free BJ's?

Posted at 4:40PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Richard

12. HE IS BEYOND DELUSIONAL, HIP-HOP HAS NO ROOM FOR HIM NEITHER DOPES ANY KIND OF GENRE...WELL MAYBE THE TELETUBBIES MIGHT PUT OUT A CD SOON AND HE CAN SPIT SOME RHYME ON THAT.
OTHER THAN THAT K-FAG YOU SUCK YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT AND BRIT-BRIT WILL BE THE ONLY ONE BUYING YOUR SH*T

Posted at 4:42PM on Oct 31st 2006 by GROSS

13. Another reason to question whether or not there is a God, and that he is fair.
More power to you Mr. Kfed, ride that funwagon 'till the wheels fall off.
Spend that bitches money, keep knocking her up...and would you once for all the horny loser guys, like me, slide the love salami between her ample bosoms and glaze her face with man mambo sauce, please?

Posted at 4:43PM on Oct 31st 2006 by wishin' I was K-fed

14. #13...that is just too nasty.

Posted at 4:47PM on Oct 31st 2006 by nellie

15. K-Fag just asked the school board of Dumb Blonde Middle School to rent out the short yellow bus for his American Tour. Unfortunately, due to the lack of ticket sales and cancelled concerts and a CD that is only being purchased by his Sugar Momma and then given away to the clones, it does not look like he will be able to afford the gas to keep the bus running. The only ride he will ge getting on the short yellow bus is a free pass back to the trailer park, where he moved into after the carnies fired him for not being white enough. Guess that's what happens when you want to move up from the trailer park to the ghetto and become a rapper. In the mean time, there is an effort to boost CD sales to the clones, Sugar Momma is offering a free ride on her coat tails and a position as a back-up dancer on her next tour to anyone who has enough recycleables saved up to actually buy the CD.

TMZ.Com BREAKING NEWS:
Staff Reports
White Bread rapper K-Fag has announced due to zero sales of his new CD and the prediction none will be sold by the end of the week, he will be giving them away. Though it is unconfirmed that if Sugar Momma buys all the current CDs that are collecting dust on store shelves and gives them away, that it will count towards earning a Gold Album for sales. An accountant close to the rapper and his benefactor predicts, Sugar Momma will run out of money and have to mortgage the trailer before Platinum sales will be reached.

Posted at 4:48PM on Oct 31st 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

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